So One Of My Good Clients Asked If I Was Married

[Parche]

I said no, but was close to being at one time
and then they said
"Are You gay?"


What should I have said?

:shrug: :hi:

[Symarip]

1. "No,

But the guy under my desk is."

[MrCoffee]

2. "No, but I was close to being at one time."

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. "That's the problem - my penis is gay, but my vagina is straight,

and it freaks out my dates."

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. You should have said "not anymore, I've been banned."

Make them think.

[edbermac]

5. "No, but I'm willing to learn"

:wtf:

[billyskank]

6. "I used to be a homosexual, but I was forced to give it up."

"It made my eyes water."

Thanks, Richard Gambon.

[Ikonoklast]

7. Were they giving away toasters if you join Teh Gay?

For a free toaster, well....

[madinmaryland]

8. "are you gay?" WTF. Aren't you LynneSin??

:wtf:

[Gormy Cuss]

9. How about "Oh yes! The holidays make me so gay every year!"

Then poor client would be forced to consider whether pressing on with this line of questioning would be a good idea. :P

[Parche]

10. like that christmas song

'don we now our 'gay' apparel?'

[Gormy Cuss]

11. Exactly.

Fa la la, la la la,
la la la.