Tonight I feel like burning the house down.

[Writer]

FIGURATIVELY...

I'm in a big mean mood. Like, I really want to do a collection of extremely mean things to people who deserve them. Are you a jerk? Well here I come to be mean to you. I will likely curse. I might even get a bit physical.

So, in a word FUCK YOU. Here comes Writer the Meany. Are you ready to get thrown to the floor with your arms rotated behind your back, my knee pressing into your spine? Yeah, that's me - Mean Writer. Big Mean Writer.

FUCK!

~Writer... the EXTREMELY Mean~

[Symarip]

1. Eh

You don't scare me.

[Writer]

2. Oh?

Get ready for a fast flashing of middle fingers.

FUCK YE'!

[Writer]

3. So much so that I double-posted it.

So THERE!

[Symarip]

4. A double post. I tremble in fear.

It's made me, like, fearful.

Shall I practice falling down now?

[Writer]

6. Yes. So that you can feel my knee in crook of your wussy, non-mean back.

Feel the MEANNESS.

[Symarip]

7. I can't wait.

Oh.

And if you dream about kicking my ass, you better message me an apology.

Edited to add: I'll allow you to wake up first. But after that, the grovelling will begin.

[Writer]

10. I doubt you'll be looking for an apology, fridge man.

Something tells me you like the ass kickin' thing. ;)

[Symarip]

13. Only one way to find out

I'll let you go first.

[Writer]

15. Then hold still and let me be your bitchmaster.

:P

[Symarip]

17. You can start it

But make sure you can finish what you start.

[petronius]

5. I'm sorry, but "Writer the Meany" is extremely unscary.

You might get better results with Writer the Skullcrusher, or Writer, Who Devours the Hearts of Her Enemies and Flosses with Their Intestines. Or something like that.

That whole 'physical' bit, however? Bring it on - I dare you! Neener neener neener you can't catch me...

[Writer]

8. Writers can be mean. VERY mean!

See this, you foul fool. Your teeth gnash like a chattering squirrel but you say nothing! You pitiful beast - crawl into my armpit and smell. SMELL, I SAY!

[gemdem]

9. So...

you wanna talk about it? Would a hug help? Just askin...

[Writer]

12. In all seriousness, it's fine. I just need to kick a mean person's ass...

in the MEANEST way I possibly can.

[gemdem]

16. I have days like those...

several times a week.

Go get 'em, let me know where they are and I'll help. :-)

[Ptah]

11. write ON!

[Writer]

14. Grrrrrrr.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

[Ptah]

19. meh

[Deja Q]

18. Well, I'll volunteer to die.

Are other people worth living for?

:shrug: