Ask a Boojatta

[Boojatta]

After reading some of the threads in the Religion/Theology Forum, I have started to doubt that a lot of DU members know much about Boojattaism. My guess is that most board members are intelligent and actively seeking to learn the truth about subjects they are interested in. Maybe I can help in this one respect.

I don't know it all, but I've been Boojatta on the DU message board long enough that I can describe at least mainstream Boojattaism. I'll do my best to respond to sincere, civil questions about Boojattaism in this "Ask a Boojatta" thread. (Also, I will try to myself remain civil, but I cannot provide an ironclad guarantee that I will succeed.)

Please keep in mind that I speak only for myself. Others may interpret Boojattaism differently. Thanks!

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For anyone who is interested in anonymously learning more about Boojattaism, below is a link to the official Boojatta Journal on DU:

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Boojatta

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1. Did you clear this with IanDB1?

[Boojatta]

4. No, but I cleared it with Boojatta.

[HamdenRice]

2. Is Boojatta Zuul? nt

[Boojatta]

3. I don't know. Who is Zuul?

[Dr. Strange]

5. Does Boojattaism pay taxes on its many company holdings?

[Boojatta]

6. Since when does an ism own stuff?

[Parche]

7. do you require boojattees to pay a 10% 'tithing'?

or is it larger amount?

[Boojatta]

8. This month there's a special. Start tithing 5% and your rate will never go above 5%.

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. I was hoping for a more generalized sort of "ask me" thread.

Such as, "Where are my car keys?".

:shrug:

[madinmaryland]

10. Is turtlensue your spokesperson?

[Boojatta]

11. No.

[TZ]

12. Dude....you got to get over this obsession of yours...

I told you I could never date a Cowboys fan......;-) :* :evilgrin:

[Boojatta]

13. Kick

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. You haven't answered my question.

[Boojatta]

18. I don't know where your car keys are.

[LaurenG]

14. What about your underwear- is it real?

can I aska nother question?

:7

[Crunchy Frog]

16. I wan't Boojata to interpret Marxism for me.

[JohnnyLib2]

17. Why can't I Google Boojattasim?

Is it that mystical?