Ok, I have to ask a question and I want to know bad enough to risk looking like a dufus

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Who the hell is :tinfoilhat: ? Is it a subtle reference to militarism?

:shrug:

[crispini]

1. Hahahaahhah.

it's what you type, honey --- tinfoilhat -- it's a generic "I'm so paranoid I wear Reynolds Wrap on my head to keep the alien lizard people from reading my brainwaves" kind of thing.

[usregimechange]

3. Panties in a bunch neurotic?

[crispini]

5. Just a wee bit over the top.

Hint: If you think Alex Jones is straight-up good journalism, you're probably going to need to invest in a :tinfoilhat:

[jobycom]

6. Heh. That's the silliest explanation of all!

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. It is Captain Spaghetti.

He is wearing a spaghetti strainer on his head.

[FloridaJudy]

8. He must be a Pastafarian.

Tutched by His Noodly Appendage (but never on the but).

[Generic Brad]

4. It represents those new light bulb hats

They are perfect for dimwits like me.

[Gormy Cuss]

7. That's doofus, doofus.

Tinfoil hats repel aliens.

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. So that's why they probe our bottoms.

Kodos, we cannot read his mind! What else can we do?

I sense a market for tin-foil undies. Could be dangerous to get those panties in a bunch...

[Gormy Cuss]

11. Uncomfortable to get them in a bunch, for certain. n/t

[jobycom]

9. It's a scared Canadian Mountie. It means "Bush is so jive-ass I'm moving to Canada!"