Rejected holiday greeting cards: your favorite.

[Deep13]

One has to think there is some sort of weeding-out process for greeting card ideas. It's kind of like how most photos taken for National Geographic or whatever never end up in print.

What are your favorite rejected winter holiday cards?

(Assume an "other" selection by posting it.)

[cloudbase]

1. Make a card from folded notebook paper.

Print within:

Money's short
and times are hard.
Here's your fucking
Christmas card.

[Bertha Venation]

5. my sister has carried that around in her wallet for years

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

2. Reminds me of the Robert Frost greeting cards:

I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

Happy Holidays




http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/frostcards.html

[old mark]

3. Prison greetings - 2009 - only 40 more years till parole hearings begin!

Be of good cheer and don't pick up the soap.....


mar

[old mark]

4. deleted - DP

[FloridaJudy]

6. Here's mine.

[Deep13]

8. Now it's those damned secular-progressives and their socialist agenda.

Or was it a Muslim agenda? I forget.

[nickgutierrez]

7. I vote for the Rickroll card...

...but only if you can find a way to include that incredibly awful dance he does in the video. Honestly, he gives pasty white people a bad name.

[Deep13]

9. I upped my holiday spirit! ...

Up yours!

[Deep13]

10. Festivus for the rest of us. nt