Shopper clubs suspect with frozen turkey

[BridgeTheGap]

RALEIGH, N.C. - Stopped. Cold turkey.

North Carolina authorities say a shopper clubbed an alleged carjacker with a frozen turkey as he tried to steal a woman's car in a grocery store parking lot Sunday.

Police say 30-year-old Fred Louis Ervin of Raleigh stole money from a gas station before running across the street to a Harris Teeter store in a town just south of Raleigh. Garner police say he began beating Irene Moorman Bailey while stealing her car.

Other shoppers came to her rescue, including one who hit Ervin with the turkey. Police did not release the person's name.

Despite serious head injuries, Ervin got away in Bailey's car and hit several other cars as he fled. But police arrested him a short time later.

He faces several charges including assault inflicting serious injury. Ervin was hospitalized Monday in good condition, a hospital spokeswoman said. He had not yet been assigned a lawyer and was to appear in court Dec. 30.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27894830/?GT1=43001

[rug]

1. I'd like to see a vegan do that with tofu.

[DS1]

2. Nobody carjacks Geo Metros

[Parche]

3. It Was an AMC Pacer Garth

:hi:

[BridgeTheGap]

4. No, but the gas emission alone after eating the tofu might! n.t

[kentauros]

7. Wouldn't need to.

I'd very likely have a six-pack of bottled beers, root beers or Italian soda (larger bottles) so a bottle upside the head would suffice ;)

Then again, tackling the guy and sitting on him with my 260+ pounds would suffice, too

[SKKY]

5. ??????????

Is this line as poorly written as it seems? Did he run across the street, or did he run to a completely different town?

Police say 30-year-old Fred Louis Ervin of Raleigh stole money from a gas station before running across the street to a Harris Teeter store in a town just south of Raleigh. Garner police say he began beating Irene Moorman Bailey while stealing her car.

[Callalily]

6. Editor must have

been sleeping on the job.