OMG! Licorice flavored vegan condoms!!

[FloridaJudy]

http://www.cosmosveganshoppe.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=GVC12

The Internets are a wonderful invention. Santa, I must have some of those!

[LeftyMom]

1. licorice is gross.

Peen > licorice.

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Word.

And I don't even like peen.

[LeftyMom]

8. I actually lol'd.

:thumbsup:

[ghostsofgiants]

22. Licorice is fucking NASTY.

[SallyMander]

14. LOL!

I am in complete agreement with your mathematical analysis. :thumbsup:

[Dr. Strange]

2. As opposed to vegan flavored licorice condoms.

Which aren't selling well at all.

[FloridaJudy]

3. Do you have any idea

How difficult* it is to find a licorice-flavored vegan?













*I almost wrote "how hard", but this is enough of a sex thread as it is.

[Dr. Strange]

4. No idea.

No idea at all. And anybody who tells you otherwise is lying through their coffee-stained teeth.

[Sebastian Doyle]

6. How can flavored condoms be vegan?

Wouldn't the act of using a flavored condom be considered eating meat? :evilgrin:

[FloridaJudy]

7. !!!!!

:applause:

[mtnester]

9. If a single post ever, ever deserved a DUzy, this one is it

I beg the mods to leave it alone.

[flvegan]

10. By by having the condom, think of what one will be kept from "eating".

[LeftyMom]

11. Countdown to That Question...

Nobody's asked in months now, it's probably due again. :eyes:

[billyskank]

13. Is fellatio allowed for vegans?

I know the answer, but I thought I might as well supply the question. :)

[Deja Q]

16. Well, there's cheese down there so if nothing else, the answer is "NO".

:yoiks:

[Deja Q]

15. "Chew on this", indeed. Gum it instead...

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

12. The sheer grossness of it all is what prevents pregnancy

licorice

:puke:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. I've got a bag of mint condoms

Not sure if they're vegan.

[flvegan]

18. Want some help using them?

:evilgrin:







What?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. Nope, I don't need any help

[flvegan]

21. I know you don't *need* help...

[Orrex]

20. I'm told that Twizzlers make mouths happy

Apropos of nothing, of course...