Don't tell MrsGrumpy, but I'm thinking of getting this for her as a lovely housewarming present

[LynneSin]

http://www.velvetpaintings.com/

YOu think she'd like it

:shrug:

[redqueen]

1. Oh my God.

I may have nightmares. :scared:

[LynneSin]

7. Perhaps I'll get her the Joe the Plumber in black velvet instead

http://cgi.ebay.com/Velvet-Painting-of-Joe-The-Plumber-On-Black-Velvet_W0QQitemZ350122005272QQihZ022QQcategoryZ39723QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

[redqueen]

12. $250?!

For that?!

I have to hope that this is all just a bad joke... and those 3 offers (:wtf:) are from people offering a few pennies so they can burn it.

:scared:

[KamaAina]

2. Why bother?

She can probably find one at her new neighbor's garage sale. :P

[FloridaJudy]

3. Might come in handy.

If anyone ever accidentally swallows poison, and there's no ipecac around.

[MrCoffee]

4. I'm appalled...

That so-called "artist" (some might say hack) failed to realize the grandeur that is George W. Bush's gigantic flight-suit crotch.

[LynneSin]

6. the flight-suit crotch is there just have to get the right lighting on it

perhaps it isn't enhanced enough

[MrCoffee]

10. But his crotch looks no more glorious than mine in that picture

Like I say, a poor rendering by a dime-store Kinkadian cast-off.

[redqueen]

8. How much more do you want to see?!

There's more than enough there for my tastes. FAR more than enough.

:cry: :puke: :scared: :(

[MrCoffee]

11. Respect the Crotch of W!

His enormous flight-suit enhanced junk will stand for freedom, justice and the American Way against all enemies, foreign and domestic, who dare threaten the noble tranquility of the homeland.

[AlCzervik]

5. For her to poop on?

[Parche]

9. Fukin Fantastic

:hi:

[LynneSin]

13. *** wonders if MrsGrumpy got her gift yet?? ***

:evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. MrsGrumpy is currently throwing up in the bathroom...

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Outstanding.

:patriot:

[LynneSin]

15. That's because I'm saving this one for you!!!!! Merry Xmas!

[Crazy Dave]

16. Dontcha' think like a nice set of Bush/Cheney commemorative plates would be better?

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

17. You betcha!!

[Ellen Forradalom]

18. If MrsGrumpy doesn't want it

I'm sure Rabrrrrr would be delighted to have it in his home.

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. *snarf*

[jakefrep]

20. If I were her, I'd hold out for Sarah Palin on Black Velvet.

nt

[LynneSin]

21. But he has Joe the Plumber and Lyndie Johnson on Black Velvet

Not shitting you, really, I'm not.

[jakefrep]

22. You mean Lynndie England or Lyndon Johnson?

Either one would be kind of disturbing.

[applegrove]

23. He fits perfectly!!

[Critters2]

24. Are you sure she hasn't already got one?

That is lovely.

[LynneSin]

25. well if she does she can put one in Wannabegrumpy's room

:woohoo:

[Critters2]

27. True enough. You can't have too many. nt

[JVS]

26. Get the Jesus Quintana!

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. We roll with St. Christopher.

My grandparent's wer SCAL members. :rofl:

[JVS]

30. Aww shit, Am I gonna have to lay the smack down on your family for belonging to a rival auto-league

Me and my buddies from SHAL will lay the smack down on your no-longer-a-saint Christopher's Auto League any day!