Heartwarming *true* frozen turkey story

[underpants]

A guy I used to work with had been having some relationship trouble between he and his wife.

Somewhere around this time of year he walked into his house ....no one was around

She was usually around this time of day

As he walked through the kitchen his wife surprised him from inside the dining room

She hit him over the head with a frozen turkey
Brained him

Well actually he was okay...they got some "help"


HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!