Post here and I'll tell you why Obama's pick for you in his cabinet insults us liberals

[LynneSin]

Seriously, you would so just deal with it

[FloridaJudy]

1. I wanna be director of the national science foundation

I can see the NASA night launches from my patio, so that makes me a Rocket Scientist, right????

[LynneSin]

16. Yes but you're from Florida and probably were somehow involved with that recount fiasco in 2000

so you're just an insult to us liberals

[TZ]

2. Here, I'll make it easy for you!

I should be the head of the FDA.....:P

[madinmaryland]

10. ..

How about the Head of the Faith Based Initiatives!

:rofl:

[TZ]

44. !

An atheist in charge of Faith Based Initiatives...thats fucking hilarious!:rofl:

[LynneSin]

18. Clearly with the medications you use, you have ties to big pharma...

so you're just an insult to us liberals

[Parche]

3. I want to be National Sex Director

:woohoo: :hi:

[LynneSin]

19. Ok, that comment alone pretty much tells us why....

you're just an insult to us liberals

[rug]

4. I want to be the Librarian of Congress.

[LynneSin]

20. Karl Marx???!!!

so you're just an insult to us liberals

[rcrush]

5. I'm the boobie inspector general.

[LynneSin]

21. SEXIST

so you're just an insult to us liberals

[rcrush]

42. Excuse me!

But the Boobie Inspector works for ALL AMERICANS. With boobies.

[lightningandsnow]

6. Can I be secretary of geekery?

[LynneSin]

22. Geekery oh pul-lease. YOu think us cool liberals want geeks around??

you're just an insult to us liberals

[taterguy]

7. As if I wouldn't make a great head of the Dept of Transportation

[LynneSin]

23. Wait, CARS, you obviously have ties to the Big 3 Automakers...

you're just an insult to us liberals

[taterguy]

49. I drive a Volkswagen

The People's Car

[Midlodemocrat]

8. I want to be SoS so I have a say in who to declare war on.

:thumbsup:

[LynneSin]

24. Anyone who plays bunco should be held suspect at best

you're just an insult to us liberals

[madinmaryland]

9. Nice "post and run", Parche!

[LynneSin]

25. kiss my ass

you're just an insult to us liberals

[Pierre.Suave]

11. OK

let me know.

[LynneSin]

26. Clearly you're unable to make decisions

you're just an insult to us liberals

[madinmaryland]

12. I'll be the special envoy to Brazil or the Secretary of Transportation.

[LynneSin]

27. Another person with ties to not only the Big 3 Automakers but wants to destroy rainforests

you're just an insult to us liberals

[old mark]

13. I want to be a Federal Guitar Inspector, and have at least one

of every guitar made or imported, just to make sure they are OK.

Of course, I'd have to keep them.....

mark

[LynneSin]

28. Hey buddy - this is a 'share the wealth' administration and you want to horde guitars

you're just an insult to us liberals

[old mark]

41. LS: If I can't insult or piss off at least one person a day

I just don't feel right.

I guess I could donatesome of the guitars to those less fortunate when I am finished with them....

I really couldn't keep them all.
As Mr Nixon said," It wouldn't be right."

mark

[XemaSab]

14. Secretary of birding

:bounce:

[LynneSin]

29. You know can't birds just live in peace without us humans interfereing??

you're just an insult to us liberals

[NJmaverick]

15. But I have been sticking my liberal ass up in the air

and it hasn't gotten a single lip print from Obama. I WANT MY ASS KISSED! DAMN IT! :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

30. Seriously, kiss your ass??

you're just an insult to us liberals

[NJmaverick]

32. It was sarcastic. Frankly I have been nothing but annoyed

at all the whining and bitching and moaning from liberals who feel their asses haven't been kissed enough by Obama. It's like they think they own Obama, that he is their exclusive property.

[LynneSin]

33. Hence my thread

:woohoo:

[TheMightyFavog]

17. I want to be secretary of Beer.

I get to taste test all new domestic beers and all new imports.

[LynneSin]

31. Beer, didn't John McCain's wife make her fortune with beer?

you're just an insult to us liberals

[flvegan]

34. I'm looking forward to my post as Sec of Agriculture.

[LynneSin]

36. Oh sure, you just want gov't handouts for corporation farmers

you're just an insult to us liberals

[Critters2]

35. Can't decide what I should do. I'll leave that up to the transition team. nt

[LynneSin]

38. Indecisiveness is NOT needed by TEAM Obama

you're just an insult to us liberals

[Critters2]

39. Is there a secretary of equivocating? I'd be good at that. nt

[NewJeffCT]

37. Gaming Commissioner

for my appointment.

[LynneSin]

45. So you want to prey on the weakness of people with addictions - shame on you

You're just an insult to us liberals

[MrCoffee]

40. I want to be Pardon Attorney

I know its not a cabinet level position, but how cool would that gig be?

[LynneSin]

46. What, you just want to let off all those cronies of George Bush - HOW DARE YOU

You're just an insult to us liberals

[BOSSHOG]

43. Secretary in Charge of Drunken Sailors Spending

And a Drunken Sailor doesn't give a flying dog fuck about insulting anyone.

[LynneSin]

47. So you support our war - getting our soldiers drunk and all

You're just an insult to us liberals

[BOSSHOG]

48. LynneSin you ignorant slut!!

SAILORS don't get soldiers drunk unless there is need for live entertainment.