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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 12:28 PM
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22 lb. turkey divided by 3=7.something or other.
Each of us is going to have to eat almost 8lbs. of turkey because I don't want leftovers and that's just the way it is.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 12:43 PM
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1. Watch out for the bones - they splinter!
:D
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 01:31 PM
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2. Invite four more people over
Then you can have pumpkin pi!
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 01:34 PM
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3. The good news for the kids is that some of that weight is bones and fat.
The bad news is they'll still need to eat a lot of turkey to satisfy Mom's edict.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 02:09 PM
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4. I think you forgot a certain Collie
Edited on Wed Nov-26-08 02:09 PM by DS1
;)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 02:10 PM
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5. You could always stuff it with turkey.
:)
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 02:15 PM
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6. Did you see the thread about your housewarming present?
I hope you like it.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 03:02 PM
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7. I'm not even sure that's possible
Edited on Wed Nov-26-08 03:03 PM by KamaAina
perhaps Butterball could follow the lead of Nathan's hot dogs and have a Thanksgiving turkey-eating contest, maybe in conjunction with the Macy's parade.

Do not fear the leftovers. Turkey works nicely with many recipes from the delicious state now (or soon) to your east: gumbo, jambalaya, etouffee, etc.

edit: style, timing
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 03:06 PM
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8. cool
how long per pound is allowed?
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