In Thanksgiving tradition, what DUer will get drunk, start an argument and stab someone tomorrow?

[Oeditpus Rex]

And in which forum will it happen?



I'd make this into a poll with the Usual Suspects, but that could be construed as "calling out."

[DS1]

1. matcom, in the manbox, with the shovel

[matcom]

11. *sniff*

you are such a romantic

[Midlodemocrat]

13. How is Barefoot Mrs.Matcom?

:rofl:

[matcom]

14. Barefoot

she has been barefoot ever since she wanted a greyhound

gettin' kinda cold outside too! don't know how long she can hold out :rofl:

:loveya:

[Midlodemocrat]

15. She'll do it. She's a trooper.

Whatcha cooking for tomorrow?


:loveya:

[AlCzervik]

2. lead pipe, way better imo.

i won't be here tomorrow so i hope someone captures it on video.

[UrbScotty]

3. ih8thegop (nt)

[Parche]

4. DuStrange with a D*ldo in the Dining Room

:woohoo: :hi:

[Sannum]

5. I'm placing my bets on Peggy

For all three...

;)

[TZ]

6. madinmaryland in the sports forum

with a throwing star (if his Boyz lose):evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

19. turtlensue in the Skeptics or

Religion forums. We know who you will be arguing with!! (its not me!) :rofl:

[mcctatas]

7. billyskank...

but only because he will be experiencing the extreme anomie that comes from being a Brit on a board thick with Amerikuns ;)

[RagAss]

8. The opening line has me at 3 to 1.

[SOteric]

9. Midlo!

Her drunken stupor will blur the lines of reality when she utters the phrase "dead (hic) to me."

[Midlodemocrat]

10. et tu, SO?

:cry:

[SOteric]

12. Not to worry,

I'll visit. I'll bake you a pumpkin pie with a Cabana Boy in it.

[SarahB]

16. Me from lack of sleep

My agenda:

1. Must sleep now.
2. Work 11pm-7am
3. Drive to Philly for 4 hours.
4. Sleep 2 hours at in-laws.
5. Shower and get ready.
6. Go to SIL's house.
7. Drink too much wine, get punchy, and hope my husband has had enough beers and football to not notice my assorted victims lying in pools of blood.

[peruban]

17. Are you looking for volunteers?

I'll cut you, meng, I'll cut you real good.

[KamaAina]

18. Dubya, posting under the name "SecretaryOfBrush", in GD-P.

:P

[Zomby Woof]

20. Ah, I'd like to have an argument, please

Certainly sir. Have you been here before?

No, I haven't, this is my first time.

I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?

Well, what is the cost?

Well, It's one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.

Well, I think it would be best if I perhaps started off with just the one and then see how it goes.

Fine. Well, I'll see who's free at the moment.
Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory.
Ahh yes, Try Mr. Barnard; room 12.

Thank you.