drm604
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Wed Nov-26-08 05:43 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving! 17 Steps to Cooking a Turkey. |
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17 Steps To Cooking A Turkey
1. Go buy a turkey 2. Take a drink of whiskey 3. Put turkey in the oven 4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey 5. Set the degree at 375 ovens 6. Take 3 more whiskeys of drink 7. Turk the bastey 8. Whiskey another bottle of get 9. Ponder the meat thermometer 10. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey 11. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours 12. Take the oven out of the turkey 13. Floor the turkey up off of the pick 14. Turk the carvey 15. Get yourself another scottle of botch 16. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey 17. Bless the dinner and pass out
Happy thanksgiving everyone! Hope you all have a good day tomorrow.
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kedrys
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Wed Nov-26-08 07:06 PM
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Thanks. I needed that.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Wed Nov-26-08 07:32 PM
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2. I only drink vodka when cooking. |
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Wed Nov-26-08 09:41 PM
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3. That's a russian drink, komrade. |
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We live in 'murka and we're celebrating... uh... something 'murkin. Yeah.
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kedrys
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Wed Nov-26-08 09:50 PM
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4. By drinking...scottish booze? |
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Wed Nov-26-08 11:07 PM
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5. ... at least they're not commies? |
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