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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-27-08 11:22 AM
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Should I Nap Or Watch Football While Barefoot Mrs Matcom Is Doing Dishes Later?
these are tough times and these decisions cannot be made lightly.

:think:

oh and Happy Thanksgiving :hi:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-27-08 11:26 AM
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1. You're the guy - dirty as many dishes as it takes to ensure she's washing long enough
Edited on Thu Nov-27-08 11:26 AM by Rabrrrrrr
for you to take a nap AND watch the whole game.

Moran.

:eyes:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-27-08 11:27 AM
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3. I bow to you oh Lord
for ye are wise and powerful

:hi:
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-27-08 11:27 AM
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2. The Detroit Lions actually make this a debatable subject
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-27-08 11:27 AM
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4. If it's the Lions, take a nap. If it's the Cowboys, watch the game.
I hope you guys have a good Thanksgiving. :hi:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-27-08 11:27 AM
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5. Shouldn't you be getting her pregnant while she does the dishes?
I hear the ladies love that.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-27-08 11:31 AM
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6. I say you fall asleep in front of the football game clutching the remote in a death grip
So no one can change the channel.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-27-08 11:57 AM
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7. It's much easier to slip it between the cushions and sleep over it.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-27-08 11:59 AM
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8. Whatcha cooking?
And, don't ask me. Every person who lives here is apparently incapable of helping in any way. I shopped, cooked, cleaned and will serve, clean up, do the dishes and then collapse.

Is it too early to start drinking?

Happy Thanksgiving, my friend. :hi:
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watercolors Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-27-08 12:26 PM
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9. I'd suggest helping with dishes and then
ask her to take a walk with you, weather permitting! show your appreciation for a great dinner. I love it when my hubby clears table and helps me after dinner. Just a thought, ball game can be recorded, time with spouse is precious!Happy Thanksgiving
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-27-08 08:13 PM
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10. you are fucking NUTZ
that is just crazy talk. STOP IT NOW
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latebloomer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-27-08 10:36 PM
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11. having her man wash the dishes
is an aphrodisiac for most women.

Mauling her after being a lazy slob all day- not so much. :D
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