Fights, riots, hair pulling, and knees to the groin

[npk]

Also known as the day after Thanksgiving shopping spree madness. Ah nothing says the holidays like people running through the aisles of stores all over the country to save some cash. But it's worth it when you get to see that smile on the special someones face, just before they return the gift you sacrificed flesh and other bodily parts to get.

The answer to this madness. Just send money.

:shrug:

So who's in?

[gratuitous]

1. Oh, the day AFTER Thanksgiving

You've obviously never been at the table for Turkey Day at chez gratuitous.