Let's get the War on Christmas on!

[Zomby Woof]

Let's start with HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! :P

[GOPisEvil]

1. And a Happy Winter Solstice to you and yours!

:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

2. SEASON'S GREETINGS ASSHOLE

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

3. Have a joyous and merry holiday season!

</Hallmark>

[Zomby Woof]

5. Happy Saturnalia!

</when you care enough to spend $3.99>

[GOPisEvil]

7. I feel like building my own Stonehenge to worship!

:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

8. Those druids sure knew how

to get stoned! :D

[GOPisEvil]

10. Oh yeah, I should go out and worship a tree, too!

Maybe a hedge, we're reform Druids. :D

[Zomby Woof]

15. Sculpted hedges?

Or are you one of those boring flat hedge kinds?

[GOPisEvil]

16. Topiary all the way!

:D

[Zomby Woof]

21. Topiary Bells

Topiary Bells
Topiary all the way...

Oh what fun it is to chide Christmas holidays!

[KitchenWitch]

4. Season's Greetings

:D

[Zomby Woof]

6. Heathen!

I knew I could count on a witch! :D

[KitchenWitch]

14. Blessed Yule, while we are at it!

:P

[Zomby Woof]

18. Careful!

Last time someone said that, GOPisEvil wanted to show everyone his Yule Log! x(

[KitchenWitch]

25. LOL

How big is GOPisEvil's Yule Log?

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

27. It's logarithmic!

Whatever the hell that means! :bounce:

[KitchenWitch]

28. Ah, inversely proportional!

Sort of!

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

30. Well, when a guy tells you how large it is....

....you know where this is going. :D

[texanwitch]

37. I have my yule log ready to go.

Both the little one and the big one.

Thanks Ike for all that nice oak to pick from.

Happy Yule y'all.

[KitchenWitch]

32. dupage!

:banghead:

[XemaSab]

9. I need to go shopping

to get something to wear for the Winter Party.

[Zomby Woof]

12. Wal-Mart, perhaps?

:hide:

[auntAgonist]

11. Season's Beatings?

[Zomby Woof]

13. That'll whip the season into shape!

:o

[mitchum]

17. Death to that housbreaking kid toucher Santa Claus!

[Zomby Woof]

19. Instead of cookies and milk

I am leaving him a pile of cat puke (which is pretty accurate in this household).

[mitchum]

23. That sick fuck would probably lap it up

[Zomby Woof]

24. Good

It'll save us one night of cleaning it up. That shit is nasty.

[FloridaJudy]

29. You mean that overweight smoker

Who wears fur?

I hear PETA has got the goods on his exploitation of animals, and is planning to liberate Rudolf.

Count me in.

[mitchum]

34. And don't forget his elfen slave labor!

[NewJeffCT]

20. Happy Kwanza, too!

I'm sure that pisses off O'Reilly a lot, since it's an African holiday!

[Zomby Woof]

22. Kwanzaa is excellent

It eliminates that post-xmas letdown. :D

[KitchenWitch]

26. And here is a holiday carol for the war on Christmas

*to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen*

Gods rest ye, Unitarians, let nothing you dismay;
Remember there's no evidence there was a Christmas Day;
When Christ was born is just not known, no matter what they say,
O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact.

Our current Christmas Customs come from Persia and from Greece,
From solstice celebrations of the ancient Middle East.
This whole darn Christmas spiel is just another pagan feast,
O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact.

There was no star of Bethlehem, there was no angels' song;
There couldn't have been wise men for the trip would take too long.
The stories in the Bible are historically wrong,
O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact!

[FloridaJudy]

31. ZOMG! That is an effin' Classic!

Mind if I share it with the rest of the congregation?

[KitchenWitch]

33. Of course

I heard it at circle one Yule, but just googled for it now.

[KitchenWitch]

35. Here is a pagan version

Gods rest ye merry pagan folk,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember that the Sun returns
Upon this Solstice day!

The growing dark is ended now,
And Spring is on it's way.
O, tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy!
O, tidings of comfort and joy.

The Winter's worst still lies ahead,
Fierce tempest, snow and rain!
Beneath the blanket on the ground,
The spark of life remains.

The Sun's warm rays caress the seeds,
To raise life's songs again!
O, tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy!
O, tidings of comfort and joy.

Within the blessed apple lies
The promise of the Queen.
For from it's pentacle shall rise
The orchards fresh and green.
The Earth shall blossom once again,
The air be sweet and clean!

O, tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy!
O, tidings of comfort and joy.

[Zomby Woof]

36. That is outstanding

Well done, Anti-Xmas Warrior! :patriot:

[redqueen]

38. Love it!

I'm definitely sending that one around. :D

[LiberalEsto]

39. Oh Goddess, that's awesome

You just made my day! Can't wait to e-mail it to the rest of our UU congregation.


:rofl:

Oh, and have a Festive Festivus!