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Fri Nov-28-08 04:26 PM
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I went inside a Kohl's today |
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:scared: HOLD ME! :scared:
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Fri Nov-28-08 04:43 PM
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you smell like Kohl's
Shower first. THEN I'll hold you.
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Fri Nov-28-08 04:46 PM
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3. I walk in.... the girl at the JEWELRY counter is twisting in five different directions |
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I look to the right- 5 people milling about
not too bad I think. Then I look to the left.
20 people in line...AT THE JEWELRY COUNTER
the regular line was longer
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Fri Nov-28-08 04:45 PM
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2. I drove by the parking lot of a Kohl's store today |
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Fri Nov-28-08 04:56 PM
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4. I took my girls to the movies and have to say, the parking lots |
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here were absolutely packed. No recession here, apparently. :shrug:
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Fri Nov-28-08 04:58 PM
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5. Thanksgiving weekend is actually the busiest day at the movies for the year. |
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Fri Nov-28-08 04:59 PM
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7. Oh, I know. I meant the retail parking lots. |
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UP knows where I live, so he would understand what I meant.
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Fri Nov-28-08 04:59 PM
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you live in the freakin' BEVERLY HILLS of Rednecktopia! :eyes:
you and your TWO DVD MINIVAN and your fancy gas grill with your BUNKO-Drunk Desperate-Housewife neighbors.
no, i'm sure YOUR shopping malls were packed to the gills :puke:
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Fri Nov-28-08 05:01 PM
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9. Only one DVD, freeper. Currently showing Everybody Loves Raymond. |
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:rofl:
BabyMidlo loves that show.
And, apparently she saw a map that said Virginia isn't currently experiencing a recession, which is weird because I know quite a few folks who have been laid off.
I'm just hoping the two of us can hold onto our jobs this coming year. If my job goes, it means the company went out of business and that would be a really, really bad thing for the non profit world.
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Fri Nov-28-08 05:03 PM
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10. "I know quite a few folks who have been laid off" |
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your Gardener, Pool Boy AND Maid??
wow these ARE tough times!
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Fri Nov-28-08 05:05 PM
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11. Have you gone mad? I will NEVER give up Brenda the Goddess of Housekeeping. |
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Even though it seems that she has forgotten how to dust.
Thankfully, I have a swiffer.
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Fri Nov-28-08 05:07 PM
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12. is that the same thing as a 'Fluffer'? |
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:shrug:
I'm currently in the market for one of those myself!
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Fri Nov-28-08 05:11 PM
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13. Deleting because matcom is a first rate pervert. |
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Edited on Fri Nov-28-08 05:30 PM by Midlodemocrat
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Fri Nov-28-08 05:20 PM
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14. i have a VERY good feeling that 'Fluffer' means something different to me |
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:rofl:
if YOUR 'Fluffer' is "like a bull in a china shop" i'm not too sure you would be bragging about it
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Fri Nov-28-08 05:27 PM
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15. Well, here in the Old Dominion, fluffing means farting. |
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Something BoyMidlo has made essentially a career of.
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Fri Nov-28-08 05:34 PM
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16. So BoyMidlo DOESN'T work in the Porn Industry? |
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Fri Nov-28-08 05:35 PM
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17. LeftyMom just told me what that meant. |
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You are a pervert of the highest order.
I am sooooo old.
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Fri Nov-28-08 05:40 PM
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18. What a coincidence!!!!!1 |
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LeftyMom is MY 'fluffer'!
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Fri Nov-28-08 05:51 PM
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He just had to tell me what a 'fluffer' is...thought I was going to :puke: EWWWWW! And yes, he is a pervert of the highest order, he even has a plaque that says so! :rofl:
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Fri Nov-28-08 05:54 PM
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get upstairs and start 'fluffing' DAMMIT!
:P
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Fri Nov-28-08 06:00 PM
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remember our definitions of 'fluffer' are quite different. I'll go up and do my 'fluffing' not yours! :rofl: :D
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Fri Nov-28-08 06:01 PM
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22. fine. go up in the bed and fart |
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warmer for me later :bounce:
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Fri Nov-28-08 06:04 PM
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23. I'm going to do the fluffer |
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Fri Nov-28-08 05:00 PM
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8. Did you get stockings in your Kohl's? |
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Fri Nov-28-08 06:30 PM
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Edited on Fri Nov-28-08 06:33 PM by tigereye
odd, since that usually isn't my kind of place. But it reminds me a little of how Kaufmanns here used to be.... (subsumed by Macy's, sadly.)
on edit, I did a bunch of my shopping Tuesday, and attended the PItt-WVU game with the kiddo today. PITT WON! :party; :bounce: bwa ha ha ha ha
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