If you learned that your ex was secretly a crimefighting superhero, whom would you tell?

[Orrex]

[DarkTirade]

1. Depends on which ex.

[Orrex]

3. The unassuming one with those sexy librarian glasses

[DarkTirade]

5. ... I tend to date geeks, that doesn't narrow it down.

:P

[Orrex]

6. Did one of them wear her hair up in a bun? That's usually a giveaway

[DarkTirade]

9. Actually most of my nerdy exes have had shorter hair than mine

and haven't had enough to put it up in a bun. The one exception was the hippie/nerd, and she always left hers down. :P

[Orrex]

10. Did any of them have runic tattoos? Not those cliche Asian glyphs, but something arcane?

Is so, then she's the one. Definitely.

[DarkTirade]

11. Not at the time...

but most of them would totally go for that. :P

[Orrex]

12. Did one of them have a butler? Or wear a watch with hundreds of mysterious functions?

[DarkTirade]

13. No butlers.

The watch is entirely plausible.

[Orrex]

14. Now we're getting somewhere

Did one of them claim a peculiar fondness for or a particular dislike of boots?

[DarkTirade]

15. ... yes.

Fondness. And this was the one who had comic-book quality boobs too. Hmm. It's hard to picture her as a superhero now though, from the pictures I've seen she's put on a lot of weight and gotten quite out of shape lately.

[Orrex]

16. Perhaps she's retired

If you're still on good terms with her, I'd suggest that you corner her and demand to know the truth.

[DarkTirade]

17. Maybe I should.

[FloridaJudy]

2. My psychiatrist

He's bound by rules about confidentiality, and finding that out would really mess with my head.

[Orrex]

4. A very sensible choice

And, afterwards, you can still give the criminal mastermind a call...

[madinmaryland]

7. There are two people I would tell. One is a brazillion and the other

would be delete(Tony Romo) insert(Parche)!

:rofl:

[BeachBaby]

8. Serpico.

Is he even still alive?