"Priest" charges "Fornication Fee" to couples that live together prior to marriage.

[pepperbear]

http://www.myfoxny.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=7928845&version=5&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1

Kind of a "pay as you come" deal.

Oh, the humanity. :)

[Forkboy]

1. Jeez, like I'm not broke enough.

[peekaloo]

2. if the sex was bad

do you get a fuckin' refund?

[Deja Q]

3. That is so evil!

I love it!

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

4. What if one of the partners isn't putting out? Do you get a discount?

[Deja Q]

5. that's a sin. "Thalt shalt not covet thy partner's orgasm."

:yoiks:

[Hangingon]

6. Why would you go to this guy in the first place?

Wouldn't it be more logical to go to the local catholic church?

[undeterred]

7. I knew a couple of lapsed Catholics

who got married in their late twenties. When they went to a church looking for someone to marry them, the priest wanted to "counsel" them separately. He asked the woman to tell him about all the sex partners she'd had and the man to tell him how often he masturbated. What a creep.

[mitchum]

8. Hey, it's hard to pay for Gameboys and Mountain Dews on a priest's budget

every little bit helps

[nomorenomore08]

9. LOL!

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. In this economy, we should all charge fornication fees.

[fortyfeetunder]

11. Hmmmm, he can't play the game...

but he has to make the rules...interesting...

[nomorenomore08]

12. It's like the Pope commenting on sexual issues.

Yeah, like I'm really gonna take advice on that topic from a supposed 80-year-old virgin. :eyes: