If they can make a device that turns urine into water, why not a machine that can do more?

[Deja Q]

Quite obviously, I'm thinking of the steak dinner I had last night... or was it Hamburger Helper? Oh well.

:scared:

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Don't try the tater tots.

Just sayin'.

[billyskank]

2. The Blues Brothers used to have a band so good it could turn goat piss into gasoline.

:thumbsup:

[Tom Kitten]

3. Oh, urine into water!

I thought your post read wine into water and thought "who would want to do that, except maybe reverse-Jesus?"

But urine into water? I'll pass....:hurts:

[leeroysphitz]

4. Locking.

No NASA threads.

[machI]

5. A machine that can turn urine into water - that is just NASA techno geek stuff

Now a machine that can turn water into Dewar's scotch whiskey would be of value.

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[ScreamingMeemie]

6. Because it would fail miserably at the box office.

:)

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. I'd post a pic of any of several US "breweries" if I could

as proof that such machines are indeed already in place. And not quite completely changing urine into pure water.

[wartrace]

8. Turn urine back into BEER!

You would make a fortune! Imagine drinking off the same keg for your entire lifetime? You are a genius HypnoToad!

[Generic Brad]

9. I'm thinking bigger

I want a change machine that converts a few coins into $100 bills.

[pokerfan]

10. I don't know why they call it hamburger helper.

It does just fine by itself. I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you?