Forget Ronald McDonald. Forget the King. This is the creepiest commercial EVER.

[Danger Mouse]

Holy shit. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
If H.P. Lovecraft were to make a toy commercial, this would be it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2OocOVcJo&feature=related

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Great. A psychotic laughing doll.

That's really demented.

[Aristus]

2. DAMN!

That was f*****g bizarre! :scared:

[Danger Mouse]

4. The worst was the narrator laughing.

That was what really pushed it into nightmare fuel territory.

[Aristus]

7. Yeah, that was when I caught a whiff of the creepy scent of Nyarlathotep...

Another commercial I saw years ago (mid-90's); I can't remember what they were advertising, but it was set in a city very much like that portrayed in "Dark City". It had a river of crude oil running through it. It seemed populated by zombies. A guy was in line at a bank or post office or something, and the clerk behind the window was dead, with a cobwebbed rubber stamp in his hand. That's all I remember about it; it was just too fucking creepy. I don't know how I'd go about searching for it on Youtube...

[Danger Mouse]

9. Search currently underway

=D

[Aristus]

11. Happy hunting.

n/t

[Danger Mouse]

14. No luck, but I did come up with this. Pure nightmare fuel, high octane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcn4p213Zg8

WHAT. WERE. THEY. THINKING???

[AlCzervik]

3. that's right up there with Talking Tina.

she's going to kill you btw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj1Xn3VB818

[Deja Q]

6. Wow. What's love got to do with it, indeed...

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

5. OMG, all the girls look like Marcia Brady from season 1 of "The Brady Bunch"! Must be 1969...

[leeroysphitz]

8. I'm Baby Laugh-A-Lot and I'm going to KILL you. n/t

[elshiva]

10. Chucky?

[AlCzervik]

12. my Buddy.

now show on me on the Chucky doll where my Buddy touched you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuinqB9z3JI

[elshiva]

13. Yeah, the my Buddy doll.

"My Buddy! Whereever I go, he goes." :scared:

[sarge43]

26. Chucky's mother. n/t

[Danger Mouse]

15. HOLY FUCK. This one is worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc5EshFNDwk

Graphic violence. Holy fuck.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

21. The solution is

to run over the dog............. :shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

23. I learned in driver's ed that if you swerve to miss a squirrel on a road test..

they fail you.

[alphafemale]

22. Ouch. Probably effective though.

Check out this one. Same safety campaign probably.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HGGCwtyNxM&NR=1

[Danger Mouse]

24. There's another, creepier one where a little girl keeps saying 'you're going to kill me...'

and then at the end, she gets hit by a careless driver...complete with bone-crunching thump. hideous.

[JVS]

31. check out this one: wear a belt or kill your friends

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrZ3Iw5723c&NR=1

[JVS]

30. What kind of moron swerves into a car at speed to miss a dog?

The dog is a much softer target

[sniffa]

16. Remember this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOXnxmlEkY0&feature=related

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

17. the music makes it extra funny.

[rockymountaindem]

25. ROFL

:rofl: times 100. Holy crap.

[alphafemale]

27. You mean no one during the design and constuction of this thing said...

You know...this sort of reminds me of a giant diseased penis.

:rofl:

[AwakeAtLast]

18. Try it with the sound off - it's actually worse.

:scared:

[Danger Mouse]

20. No. No thanks.

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

19. Um. Wow. "Talky Tina", anyone?

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. And then, late at night, it kills your family.

[JVS]

29. I like how the little girls looked disturbed when turning their heads to see what was laughing

[graywarrior]

32. Dear fuck, they saw inside my head!