On Top of Spaghetti - post childhood play songs

[Bertha Venation]

to the tune of "On Top of Old Smoky"

On top of Spaghetti
All covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table
And under a bush
And then my poor meatball
Was nothing but muush

But early last summer
It grew to a tree
All covered with meatballs
And Spa-ah-ghe-teeee.

~~~~~~

And there's Say, Say oh Playmate

Say, say oh Playmate
Come out and play with me
And bring your dolly three
Climb up my apple tree
Slide down my rainbow
Into my cellar door
And we'll be jolly friends
Forevermore

~~~~~~

Come, give us your childhood songs!

[machI]

1. The good old days

Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated money meat
Dirty little birdie’s feet
Fourteen eyeballs rolling down a dirty street
Pick up your forks and
Eat! Eat! Eat!
…

Way behind the ice box
Was a piece of glass
Johnny sat upon it
And cut his little …

AAAsk me no more questions
I’ll tell no more lies
Or else I will punch you
Right between the eyes

[XemaSab]

70. Miss Mary had a steamboat

the steamboat had a bell
Miss Mary went to heaven
The steamboat went to

Hello operator
please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in your

Behind the 'frigerator
Miss Mary sat upon it
and broker her little

Ass-k my no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their

Flies are in the meadow
and bees are in the park
and boys and girls are kissing in the

D-A-R-K D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARKDARKDARK

[ThoughtCriminal]

2. Comet !!! - it makes your teeth turn green!

Comet - it makes your teeth turn green
Comet - it tastes like gasoline;
Comet - will make you vomit;
So take get some Comet - and vomit today!

[Liberal_in_LA]

11. Version from my childhood

Comet - it makes your teeth turn green
Comet - it tastes like Listerine;
Comet - It makes you vomit;
So take get some Comet - and vomit today!

[meow2u3]

83. Comet - NYC version, circa 1970

Comet - it makes your mouth turn green
Comet - it tastes like gasoline
Comet - it makes you vomit
So get your Comet - and vomit today!

[Jamastiene]

3. OMG, please put an earworm warning up next time.

I'll have that song in my head the rest of the day now. There is a bright side though: It will get that "wheels on the bus go round and round" song out of my head for a day. :P

[Whoa_Nelly]

4. Version of Playmate I grew up with

Oh, oh, oh, Playmate
Won't you come play with me
And bring your dollies three
Climb up my apple tree
Slide down my rain barrel
Climb up my cellar door
And we'll be jolly friends
Forever more, more
more, more!

Oh, oh, oh, Playmate
I cannot play with you
My dollies have the flu
And they'll throw up on you
Ain't got no rain barrel
Ain't got no cellar door
but we'll be jolly friends
Forever more, more
More. more!

[Liberal_in_LA]

7. Vaguely recall a different version n/t

[Bertha Venation]

8. Cool! I never heard that second verse.

Thanks!

[Whoa_Nelly]

15. I think we made it up one day

:D

[XemaSab]

72. If you made it up

we were singing it in Oakland in the 1980's. :P

[Arugula Latte]

93. And Contra Costa Co. in the 1970s.

:)

[XemaSab]

67. Say say o enemy

Come out and fight with me
and bring your pitbulls three
Climb up my poison tree
Slide down my highway
into my dungeon door
And we'll be enemies
Forever more one two three four

[Liberal_in_LA]

5. Ring around the Rosies

Ring around the Rosies
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, Ashes
We all fall DOWN

********************************

Heard that this child's song refers to the plague

[machI]

6. The McDonald's song

McDonald’s is my kind of place
Their arches are cement paste
They throw spiders in your face
cain’t find no parkin’ space
McDonald’s is my kind of place
Their burgers are from human waste
McDonald’s is my kind of place

[meow2u3]

79. This is the version of McDonald's from my childhood

McDonald's is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French fries between your toes
Sour pickles up your nose
and ketchup running down your back
We want our money back
Before we have a heart attack!

[machI]

9. The Pepsodent song

You’ll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

You’ll wonder if your teeth went left or right
When you brush your teeth with dynamite

[Arugula Latte]

10. non-PC warning on this one ...

The Addams family started
When Uncle Fester farted
They all came out retarded
The Addams family

[mcctatas]

31. Miss Suzie had a steam boat

Sung to: The Merry Melodies theme song, from the old Warner Brothers cartoons.


Miss Suzy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven
The steamboat went to-
Hello operator
Give me number nine
If you disconnect me
I'll kick your big be-
'Hind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy fell upon it
And cut her big old-
Ask me no more questions
Give me no more lies


Ask me no more questions
Give me no more lies
The boys are in the restroom
zipping up their-

Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the D. A. R. K.
D-A-R-K. D-A-R-K.
Dark Dark Dark Dark
Darker than the ocean
Darker than the sea
Darker than the big black dog
That peed all over me!

[XemaSab]

73. Your version has a different ending

I like it! :D

[machI]

12. We three Kings

We three Kings
From Ford motor car
Are trying to smoke
A loaded cigar

The cigar was loaded
The cigar exploded …




BLAM!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

54. Deck the halls with nitro-glycerne falalalalalalalala

Light the fuse and you'll be missin' falalalalalalalala
Down the street you'll be flying Falalalalalalalala
In the graveyard you'll be lyin' falalalalalalalala

[XemaSab]

74. Scattering us afar...

:P

[Maine-ah]

13. Here's one we used to sing all the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

[jmowreader]

18. How did I know that was coming?

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna take Maine-ah off my Ignore list.

Prick.

[lightningandsnow]

14. Just in time for the holidays...

Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin layed an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
And the Joker did ballet - hey!

(There was also a verse about "Crashing into trees on a broken pair of skis", but I don't remember it.)

[Texasgal]

16. here's the southern version:

Jingle bells
shotgun shells

Grannie's got a gun
Shot him in the underwear
and boy she had some fuh-un!

[Bertha Venation]

81. we sang, "and the Joker got away"

:hi:

[yasmina27]

17. Billboard

As I was walking down the street one dark and stormy day,
I came across a billboard, and much to my dismay,
The sign was torn and tattered, from the night before,
the wind and rain had done it's job and this is what I saw:

Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes,
Chew Wrigley's Spearmint beer,
Kennel Ration dogfood makes your complexion clear,
Simonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar,
Texaco's the beauty cream that's used by all the stars!

So take your next vacation in a brand new Fridgidaire,
Learn to play the piano in your winter underwear,
Doctors say that babies should smoke till they are three,
And people over sixty-five should bathe in Lipton Tea!

[yasmina27]

19. In honor of the season

Randolf the western cowboy
Had a very shiny gun.
And if you ever saw it,
You would say it shown.

All of the other cowboys
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Randolf,
Join in any cowboy games.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
the sheriff came to say,
"Randolf with your gun so bright,
Won't you shoot my wife tonight?"

Then all the cowboys loved him,
And they shouted out with glee.
Randolf the western cowboy,
You'll go down in history!



I know - sick. No wonder we got in trouble in 4th grade singing it in the cafeteria.

[jmowreader]

20. Most of ours had Hitler in them...

Let's see...

Whistle while you work
Hitler is a jerk
Mussolini bit his weenie
Now it doesn't work

[Arugula Latte]

52. Sadly, that that song went around in '72 with McGovern being called a jerk

at least on my school playground.

We also used to sing:

"McGovern is a nut
He has a rubber butt
and every time he turns around
He goes 'putt, putt.'"

(Those were my dark early days as a Republican, 'cuz Mom and Dad were at the time ... Luckily they saw the light eventually.)

[meow2u3]

84. Let me try an updated version

Whistle while you work
Cheney is a jerk
Dubya Bush has swollen tush
and his brain doesn't work


Campaign 2008 version

Whistle while you work
John McCain's a jerk
Sarah Palin's tits are flailin'
Now they do not work

[brentspeak]

21. "All we are saying -- is just 'pee in your pants!'"

[Arugula Latte]

22. Batman song

Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel
and the Joker ran away.

[Critters2]

29. I nearly posted this! nt

[Texasgal]

23. I forgot about this one:

Scab sandwich, puss on top,
Monkey vomit, camel snot,
Rabbit eyeballs, dipped in glue,
Yummy Yummy, good for you!

heh heh... Scab sandwich!

[Roon]

24. Jingle bells...

shotgun shells, Santa Clause is dead
he tried to steal my bubble gum
so I shot him in the head.

Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll
tried to save his life.
GI Joe, GI Joe,
stabbed him a knife.

[Roon]

25. Deck the halls with poision ivy

fa-la-la-la
Tis the season to be naughty,
fa-la-la-la
Throw the teacher out the window,
fa-la-la-la

That is all i can remember of that song

[Roon]

26. I don't know what tune this particular song is

but it goes like this...

I have seen the glory of the burning of the school
we have tortured all the teachers we have broken all the rules
Now we're marching down the hall to hang the principal
The students go marching on!!

[Roon]

27. Nelson from the Simpsons

Joy to the world, the teacher's dead
we BBQed her head!

What happened to her body?
We flushed it down the potty,
and round and round it goes,
and round and round it goes.

[Roon]

28. This land is my land

this land is not your land
from california, to NY Island
I have a shotgun
you don't got one.
this land was made for private property

[yellowdogintexas]

37. here is the version I knew

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule
We have marched into the office and killed the principal too
The brats go marching on....


Glory Glory hallelujiah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hit her on the bean with a rotten tangerine
The Brats Go Marching on.

[musette_sf]

42. the (very incorrect) Hallelujah Chorus by the Catholic School kids went:

Glory glory hallelujah
Sister hit me with a ruler
The ruler turned red
And Sister dropped dead
And the Jews came marching in

[yellowdogintexas]

48. first time I heard THAT one. that's funny. nt

[FloridaJudy]

89. We knocked her on the bean

With a rotten tangerine
Us kids go marching on!

What can I say? I grew up in Berkeley, and it's a Tiger we caught by the toe.

[WolverineDG]

45. Must have been a Texas thing

because we sang that song too, with some variation.

"we are going to hang the principal tomorrow after school"

&

"Met her in the attic with a loaded automatic & she ain't my teacher no more."

dg

[BuddhaGirl]

46. the tune is "Battle Hymn of the Republic"

what I remember, it starts out as "My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school" etc.

"Glory glory hallelujah
teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind the door
with a loaded '44
and teacher don't hit me no more"

[Iggo]

51. Yikes!

Our version was "...Hit her in the bean with a rotten tangerine, And boy did she get mean."

I like yours better.

[BarenakedLady]

64. The RI version

My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule
We are marching down the corridor to hang the principle.
Sockonosett(sp)* here we come.

Glory Glory Hallelujah
The teacher hit me with a ruler
The ruler turn red and the teacher dropped dead
There is no school no more. Hurray!

*the juvenile school of the area

[Arugula Latte]

95. On the teacher one we used to sing:

... ... ruler
hid behind the door
with a loaded 44
and she don't teach no more."

That is HORRIBLE now that I think of it. :o

[WolverineDG]

43. Deck the Halls with marijuana

decorate the tree with LSD.

dg

[meow2u3]

80. Jingle Bells, version from the '60's

Jingle bells, Santa smells
Rudolph ran away
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a broken Chevrolet! hey!
Jingle bells, Santa smells
100 miles away
Blows his nose in Cheerios
and eats them every day!

[Critters2]

30. "I'm looking over my dead dog Rover"

I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
that I overran with the mow'r.
One leg is missing, another is gone.
Third leg is scattered all over the lawn.
No need explaining, the one remaining
is stuck in the kitchen door.
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
that I overran with the mow'r.

[MilesColtrane]

60. Variation

I'm looking over my dead dog, Rover,
Who I hit with the power mower.
One leg is missing, the other is gone,
A third leg is scattered all over the lawn.
No need explaining the one remaining
Is spinning on the car port floor...
I'm looking over my dead dog, Rover,
Who I over-looked before!

I'm looking over my dead dog, Rover,
Who I hit with the power mower.
My dog's not eating, he no longer barks;
He hit the propeller and turned into sparks.
No need explaining, there's no dog remaining;
He's a part of the lawn you see...
I'm looking over my dead dog, Rover,
Who I sent to Eternity!

[bain_sidhe]

32. Once there was a dutchman

(although we sang it as "Johnny Rebeck")

Once there was a Dutchman, his name was Johnny Verbeck
He made the finest sausages and sauerkraut and speck
He made the finest sausages the world had ever seen
Till one day he invented a sausage-making machine

CHORUS
Oh, Mr. Johnny Verbeck
How could you be so mean?
I told you, you’d be sorry for inventing that machine
Now all the neighbors cats and dogs will never more be seen
They’ve all been ground to sausages in Johnny Verbeck’s machine

One day a boy came walking he walked right in the store
He bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor
The boy began to whistle he whistled up a tune
And all the little sausages started dancing ‘round the room

CHORUS

One day the thing got busted the darn thing wouldn’t go
So Johnny Verbeck, he climbed inside to se what made it so
His wife she had a nightmare while walking in her sleep
She gave the crank a heck of a yank and Johnny Verbeck was meat

CHORUS

His wife she sold the sausages she sold them by the pound
And it wasn’t long at all before the word had gotten ‘round
The people they still ate them, they just said “what the heck!”
‘Cause no one makes good sausages quite like Johnny Verbeck

[rug]

33. Skeeter

Got a skeeter on my peter, knock it off
got a skeeter on my peter, knock it off

got a skeeter on my peter, and I'm afraid it's goin to eat er

Got a skeeter on my peter, knock it off

[Bluzmann57]

34. Ok, here's one

How dry I am
How dry I am
How wet I'll be
If I don't find the bathroom key
Guess it tells you what kind of perverted crazy kid I was. And some say still am.

[Bluzmann57]

35. Another one

A real oldie from the days when cigarettes were still advertised on TV.
"Winston tastes bad, like the last one I had
No filter, no flavor, just rolled up toilet paper."
We were kids, what did we know?

[trof]

36. Found a peanut

(To The Tune Of: Clementine)

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.

It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.

Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now,
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now,
Just now I called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now.

Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin just now,
Just now I took Penicillin,
Penicillin just now.

Operation, operation,
Operation just now,
Just now an operation,
An operation just now.

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway,
Died anyway just now.

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now.

Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now,
Just now Heaven wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.

Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.

Didn't want me, didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now,
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.

Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now,
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream, just now.

Then I woke up, then I woke up,
Then I woke up just now,
Just now I woke up,
I woke up just now.

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

[yellowdogintexas]

38. "My Bonnie has tuberculosis

My Bonnie has only one lung
She coughs up the blood and corrosion
And rolls it around on her tongue

Come up, come up
Come up oh breakfast come up come up

come up come up
come up oh breakfast come up.

[meow2u3]

85. 6th grade sex ed version

My father lies over the ocean
My mother lies over the sea
My father lies over my mother
and that was the way they had me!

[yellowdogintexas]

39. Did you ever see the hearse go by

and wonder if you'll be the next to die?

They wrap you up in along white sheet
and bury you down about six feet deep

It all goes well for about a week
But then your coffin begins to leak

The worms crawl in the worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout

They eat your eyes, they eat your nose
They eat the jelly between your toes

Your eyes fall in your teeth fall out
and little green men come out and shout:

We want the Body , the green and slimy body....

[dixiegrrrrl]

41. I won't mention anyone's age...

you beat me to posting that song,

I will say that my mother was born just before 1930 and I remember her singing/saying it around 1958.

[yellowdogintexas]

47. I learned it at church camp of all places arount 1960 actually. nt

[Truthiness Inspector]

40. Different version of On Top Of Spaghetti

On top of Spaghetti
All covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table
And onto the floor
And then my poor meatball
Rolled out of the door

What's really odd is that I got this song stuck in my head just about a week ago, out of the blue, and then see this here, lol! The above is all I can remember, maybe the later verses hooked up with your version.

[Bertha Venation]

56. I KNEW I missed a verse!

I couldn't remember it for the life of me!

[WolverineDG]

44. never mind nt

[Mind_your_head]

49. R-A-T-T-L-E-S-N-A-K-E spells rattlesnake

all the while getting tied up going under each other's outstretched arms. Seems really *dumb* now, but we ~ many of us ~ really enjoyed it at the time.

[Lyric]

50. We had some doozies. Inappropriate, but fun!

(sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
You are much too fat.
I was sleeping peacefully,
But now my house is flat!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
How much do you weigh?
I'd hate to be the reindeer
Who have to pull your sleigh!

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(to the tune of God Bless America)

God bless my underwear
My favorite pair
Stand beside them, and guide them
Through the ravels and the rips and the tears
From the washer, to the dryer
To my body, clean and fair
God bless my underwear
My favorite pair!

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Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Throw (insert someone's name) overboard,
Listen to him scream!
Five days later, floatin' down the Delaware
Chewin' on his underwear
Wish he had another pair!
Ten days later, eaten by a polar bear
And that's how the polar bear died!

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This land ain't your land,
This land is MY land,
I've got a shotgun
And you ain't got one
If you don't get off
I'll blow your head off
This land was made for only me!

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(to the tune of "Up on the Rooftop")

Up on the rooftop, reindeer pause
Out jumps mean old Grouchy Claus
Down through the chimney with lots of junk
Broken toys for ugly punks
Whoa, whoa, whoa, muddy snow!
Yuck, yuck, yuck, he'll get stuck!
Up on the rooftop, slick, slick, slick
Over the edge went Grouchy Nick

Whoooooa!
*thhft*

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Deck the halls with gasoline!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
Light a match and watch it gleam!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
Watch the school burn down to ashes!
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la!
Aren't you glad you played with matches?
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

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I hate you, you hate me
Let's go out and kill Barney
With a great big knife
And a loaded .44
No more purple dinosaur

(alternatively)

I hate you, you hate me
Let's tie Barney to a tree
With an M-16
And a pistol full of lead
We just shot off Barney's head!

[Kat45]

53. from the Chiquita banana commercial

I'm Chiquita banana
and I'm here to say
Wanna get rid of your teacher
here's an easy way.

Just peel a banana
and you put it on the floor
Then you watch your teacher
go a sliding out the door.

[ThingsGottaChange]

55. Here's a real charmer

The worms crawl in
The worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle in your snout
They eat your eyes
They eat your nose
They eat the goulash between your toes!

There may be more to it but, that's all I remember (thank goodness!)

[texas1928]

57. Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts

Mutilated monkey meat
Petrefied porpose puss
great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
and me without a spoon


Scab sandwich puss on top
Monkey vomit, camel snot
Parrot eyeballs dipped in glue
Scab sandwich just for you!

[Inchworm]

58. You are my Sunshine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv5iYj4TIbg

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away

The other night dear, as I was sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away

:)

:loveya:

:hug:

:hi:

[Bertha Venation]

63. that is very sweet, Inchworm

you made me smile. :hug:

[Inchworm]

65. Yay!

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

66. My Daddy used to sing that to me!

:loveya:

and now I sing it to my kids.

[Inchworm]

69. Cool!

My mom whistled it all the time in the kitchen when I was wee.

I'm glad I only knew the 1st 2 verses until I was like 35 lolol.

It's rather sad :D

I played it for daughter on geetar (poorly) but good enough.

:hi:

[surrealAmerican]

59. I remember a lot of those and also this:

All the girls in France do the hula-hula dance
And the way they shake is enough to kill a snake.
When the snake is dead, they put roses in its head.
When the roses die, they put diamonds in its eye.

[XemaSab]

76. An oldie but goody:

There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance
There's a hole in the wall where the men can see it all
But the king doesn't care 'cause he chews his underwear!

[XemaSab]

77. dupe

n/t

[MilesColtrane]

61. .

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I eat all the worms
And spit out the germs
I'm Popeye the sailor man

[meow2u3]

82. ..

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a frying pan
I turn on the gas
and burn my ass
I'm Popeye the sailor man

or

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a frying pan
I turn on the heater
and burn off my peter
I'm Popeye the sailor man

[bluedeminredstate]

62. A few from my Dad

Sweet Nanette
your pants are wet
You say it's sweat
It's pee, I bet



Ever since
I met
your daughter
I've had trouble
passing water



(to the tune of "She Was Comin' 'Round the Mountain")

She was comin' 'round the mountain doing ninety
when the chain on her motorcycle broke
They found her in the grass
with the muffler up her ass
and her tits playing "Dixie" on the spokes

[Arkansas Granny]

68. There are apparently many verses to this one, but we only sang this one.

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

[Bertha Venation]

87. I remember that one too!

Do your ears hang high?
Do they stick up to the sky?
Do they ____________ when they're wet?
Do they ____________ when they're dry?

That's all I can remember.

:thumbsup:

[BarenakedLady]

71. My son taught me one the other day

I hate you. You hate me.
Let's gang up and kill Barney
With a great big shotgun
Barney's on the floor
No more purple Dinosaur.

[HERVEPA]

75. Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory

Mine eyes have seen the Glory of the coming of the lord
He is riding down the alley in a pink and yellow Ford
One hand is on the throttle and the other on a bottle
Of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

Glory, Glory, Hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hit her on the bean
With a rotten Tangerine
Her teeth came marching on.

[XemaSab]

78. Tarzan, Tarzan

Tarzan the ape man
(Tarzan the ape man)
Tarzan, Tarzan
Landed on a frying pan!

Jane, Jane
Flying in her airplane
(Flying in her airplane)
Jane, Jane
Crashed into a freeway lane!

[meow2u3]

86. 2, 4, 6, 8

2, 4, 6, 8
Who do we assassinate?
(name), (name), boo (name)!
Why? Why? Because (s)he's gonna die!
When? When? At 2 P.M!
Where? Where? In the electric chair
Pulling down his (her) underwear!

[FloridaJudy]

88. Tah-Rah-Rah BOOM Tee-Ay

There is no school today!
Our teacher passed away,
We threw her in the bay.
She swam to San Jose
And scared the sharks away...
Tah-Rah-Rah-Boom TEE-Ay


Also

The worms crawl in
The worms crawl out
The snails play pinochle
On your snout.
A great big worm
With a great big sty
Crawls up your nose
And out your eye..
And me without a spoon!

[Arugula Latte]

92. I remember this version:

Tah-Rah-Rah BOOM Tee-Ay
I threw my clothes away
Now I am naked bare
Without my underwear.

[BulletproofLandshark]

90. The Theme to "Fraggle Rock"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7TTk_0XYn4

Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.

Work your cares away,
Dancing's for another day.
Let the Fraggles play,
We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red.

[machI]

91. Stranded

(to the tune of Chuck Connor's Branded)

Stranded!
Stranded on the toilet bowl!
What do you do when you're stranded, and don't have a roll

To prove you're a man
you must wipe it with your hand

Stranded
Stranded on the toilet bowl.

[DS1]

94. Man, this thread is so wholesome

On top of Old Smokey, all covered with blood;
I shot my poor teacher, with a 44 slug;
I shot her with pleasure, I shot her with pride;
How could I miss her, she's forty feet wide;
I looked in the newspaper, she wasn't quite dead;
So I took a bazooka, and blew off her head.
I went to her funeral, I went to her grave;
Some people threw flowers, I threw a grenade;
I watched her go up I watched her go down;
I watched her go splat, all over the ground.

[Arugula Latte]

96. The baby bumblebee song:

I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me,
I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee,
Ouch! It stung me!

I'm squishing up the baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me,
I'm squishing up a baby bumblebee,
Ooh! It's yucky!

I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me,
I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee,
Now my mommy won't be mad at me!