Is there ANYTHING better than a Tom Cruise HITLER movie at Christmas?

[matcom]

methinks NOT



:rofl:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985699/

[AlCzervik]

1. the only thing that could make it better was if Tyler Perry presented it.

[darkstar]

3. hahaha

:thumbsup:

[Danger Mouse]

2. Tom Cruise just wanted to dress up in a Nazi uniform.

His nipples are rock hard in that picture.

[Capn Sunshine]

18. Isn't that just typical Scientology worship garb?

[Danger Mouse]

21. Pretty much.

:P

[LostinVA]

4. I wish someone else was starring in it, because it looks really good

I'm a huge WWII buff.

I may have to just make believe it's Hugh Jackman when I go see it.

[LisaL]

12. He looks a lot like the guy.

[laconicsax]

5. Look who's playing Hitler!

[graywarrior]

6. Nathan Lane would have made a better Hitler

[laconicsax]

7. Nah, David Bamber looks sillier.

[graywarrior]

8. Is that David Bamber and who is he?

[laconicsax]

10. Yes and he's a British actor who has been in very few films.

The picture is from the BBC version of Pride and Prejudice in which he played Mr. Collins.

[graywarrior]

11. Oh, ok.

So is he good for the Hitler role?

[laconicsax]

13. He did a great job of playing an excessively gross Mr. Collins, so why not.

[dixiegrrrrl]

23. Oh god, I love that guy!

He nailed the character..oily, smarmy, instant nausea producing. He was had great quanties of
Uriah Heepdom.

[Orsino]

30. Oh, dear God.

Best. Collins. EVAR.

[RetroLounge]

9. It's got Eddie Izzard in it!

playing Eva Braun, perhaps?

:rofl:

RL

[DS1]

16. Bratwurst or death?

[Jamastiene]

27. Cake and tea or DEATH!

:rofl:

[sarge43]

14. Perhaps a redo of Miracle on 34th Street?

John Travolta as Kringle, directed by Michael Bay

(off topic trivia: Where's the Iron Cross? As memory serves, Stauffenberg had two. Plus that's a field uniform belt. When the director can't even get that much right, odds are the film is a howling, shedding bowser.)

[LisaL]

15. I don't think most people would know or care about that.

[NoPasaran]

20. He had to take the Iron Cross off to go through the metal detector

[sarge43]

25. ...

But of course. :evilgrin:

[Rhiannon12866]

17. Not much... Did you see him in "Tropic Thunder?"

He was pretty creepy in that, too...:scared:

[whistler162]

19. Watching the snow melt in Anchorage Alaska....

in February sounds like a good option.

[tigereye]

22. my son wants to go see that

:eyes:


I am sorry, but if Tom is fishing for an Oscar, he should know that 1.) you need to play a real bad guy, and 2.) you need to be Ralph Fiennes to get one for this kind of role. I mean, c'mon, an eye-patch? ( I know this is based on a true story, but on Tom it just looks hokey.)


As far as I can see, Tom was only good in Minority Report.



I might just take him to see The Boy in the Striped Pajamas instead.

[GalleryGod]

24. To quote George Costanza: "I Got Nuttin'! Nuthin, Matcom!"

Hope you had a good holiday, Oldtimer and Class of '01 !

[rcrush]

26. Happy Holidays from Stevan Segal!

http://screaminseagal.ytmnd.com/

[leftofthedial]

28. Maybe a Mel Gibson Spanish Inquisition movie...

[jobycom]

29. I hear Peter Jackson found an unpublished short story followup to Lord of the Rings.

The movie will clock in at just under 62 hours.

[CBGLuthier]

31. The Littlest Nazi

Ever since his adventure on the couch I have found it impossible to take this man seriously. I see him as a little boy playing dressup.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

32. "Show me the Fuhrer!"

:D

[peekaloo]

33. It's all in the execution!

:hide:

[Parche]

34. Heil Matcom

:hi: