LOL... if you married into this family, would you change your name?

[SallyMander]

And what would you name your kids??? :rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

1. I would change my first name

to Lotsa...

:rofl:

[SallyMander]

5. ...

:spank:

:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

6. or

yes please, so I could write my name as

Sex, Yes Please

on forms that require a last name first...

[Connonym]

29. I'd name a kid Kinky for sure n/t

[Ava]

2. that second one from the top has me cringing

:rofl:

[SallyMander]

3. I know, right???

:rofl:

[Ava]

7. i know of someone named "harry butts"

sadly i'm not mistaken. he and the butts family are from my mom's home town. :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

10. ... his parents didn't like him much, did they.

:P

[Ava]

13. must not've

:P

[keroro gunsou]

31. i worked with a lady who's

last name was butts. maiden name: payne.

draw your own conclusions on the omniverse having a sense of humor.

for the record, her first name was tammy. ^^

[Ava]

33. my family has made a joke out of the name

that goes something like this:

harry butts attended church every sunday. one sunday he brought two female neighbors with him. the pastor, always excited to have guests announced to the congregation that they had two guests with them and asked "would the two ladies with harry butts please stand up?"

:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

4. I bet he had little

to none simply because of the name...

[progressoid]

8. Ben

Ben Dover

[progressoid]

11. And his sister, Ilene

Ilene Dover

[SallyMander]

16. Hee

I think this thread proves that i still have the sense of humor of a 10-year-old. :P

[doc03]

9. Oral n/t

[SallyMander]

15. Ooh, bonus points for an actual name

:rofl:

[doc03]

19. Gay n/t

[SallyMander]

22. Chastity

(for the irony)

[Dangerously Amused]

12. How much you wanna bet that Anna's middle initial was "L."

[SallyMander]

14. OMG!

:spray:

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

17. How about Richard?

Why are Richard's called Dick anyway?

[SallyMander]

18. LOL

I don't know what cracked me up more, your answer or your screen name! :D

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

20. Thanks

:hi:

[rug]

21. Oral Roberts Sex

[SallyMander]

23. Hehee

:spank:

[johnnie]

24. I would name my daughter

Anita Little...

[PassingFair]

25. Or Anita Lotta....n/t

[SallyMander]

35. Oooh, good one!

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

26. The twins would be named Incredible and Amazing.

(I wonder if the Sex family had any dating trouble.)

[SallyMander]

36. It would be sad if they turned out terrible in the sack

:P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

27. Anita and Randy

yeah. that works. ;)

[SallyMander]

37. LOL! Well done

Randy especially made me laugh!

[MilesColtrane]

28. First name: Guaranteed Middle name: Satisfying

[SallyMander]

38. That's a lot to live up to!

Talk about pressure! :rofl:

[rockymountaindem]

30. Or just change the spelling to "Sechs" as it probably was before n/t

[SallyMander]

39. Hmm, interesting

I wonder if it was an intentional change or not?

[AnneD]

32. Meet my kids....

Manuel, Moe, Penny, Liam, Christian, Charity, and Bertha. Give me some more time and I will come up with more.

[SallyMander]

41. ...

:spray:

That's a lot of kids! Of course i guess that goes with the territory! :rofl:

[Initech]

34. Daughter would be named "Lotsa".

[SallyMander]

42. She and jasonc would get along well

:rofl:

[unpossibles]

40. aw, hells no!

I'd run with it.

Then again, it's a definite step up from my own last name; at least people can spell "sex."

[SallyMander]

44. You'd probably have to spell it out anyway

"Excuse me??"

"Yes, Sex. S-E-X. Sex."

"Oh, umm, okay....."

[JVS]

43. Oral would be my first name

[SallyMander]

45. This definitely wins for dirtiest actual name

:rofl: