I think I have a swelling on the side of my neck....

[LeftyFingerPop]

in my glandular area. Not a swelling really, but more of a thickening when compared to the other side. It might just be my imagination. I do tend to exaggerate, but I swear that I can feel something there, kind of. It feels kind of like a thick swelling, not a swelled thickening, but a thick swelling. I'm not sure of the size exactly, it seems to vary depending on my position. Like, if I am on my back, it might be between one inch and 1.5 inches, but if I am standing up....well, ok, if I am standing up, it is probably about the same size, well maybe a little bigger or smaller, but not so you would notice.

So, it is a thick swelling that may or may not change size positionally. Like that word? "positionally"? Pretty good isn't it? Makes me sound like I know what I am talking about, doesn't it?

[qnr]

1. mods should lock this. No "knowing what you're talking about" threads allowed

in the lounge.

[Heidi]

2. Agree. "Knowing what you're talking about" threads would break

every existing Lounge tradition.

[nomorenomore08]

3. Swollen lymph nodes? That's the only thing I could think of.

nt

[Lucian]

4. A swelling on the side of your neck can be any number of things.

I don't think any of us can help you here. Maybe you should see your doctor.

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. See a doctor? Why?

[kentauros]

6. Wasn't that hump on the other side of your back?

What hump?
:P

As has been pointed out, go see a doctor. Really.