Hello boss?

[LeftyFingerPop]

Hello Boss?

Yes?

Hi, it's philboy.

Hi, philboy, what's up?

Well, I can't come into work today.

Why?

Well, you know that thing that hangs down in the back of your throat?

Yes?

We, mine has a big hole in it, and it hurts real bad.

Oh my god! What happened?

Well, I stuck a pencil through it.

You what?

I stuck a pencil through it.

Why the hell would you do that?

Because I would rather have a hole in that thing than come to work today.

Why?

Well, because you grate on my fucking nerves, that's why. You know...asking me to do shit all the time, I don't like that.

When will you be back in?

I don't know, at least a few months. It will need time to heal.

Well, philboy...

Oh another thing boss, I'll need full pay and benefits while I am out sick.

I don't know if I can do that...

JUST GET IT DONE ASSHOLE!

But...

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOODBYE!

*click*

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. if only...

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