What can Democratic Underground do for me?

[pokerfan]

:shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Bring you closer to people

like me, your new BFF! :loveya: :hug:

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

2. Your taxes.

[pokerfan]

8. Will it balance my checkbook?

Shovel my driveway?
Do my laundry?

[Danger Mouse]

9. DU is very responsible with money. DU will give you a backrub.

DU will not cook your meals or clean your toilets, though.

[motely36]

3. You are not supposed to ask that!!!

:mad:

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Rule 1 about DU.

Never talk about DU.

[texanwitch]

6. Rule 2.

Never talk about DU.

[Ptah]

5. Imagine your pre-DU life is represented as a drab house under a dull sky

[mainegreen]

7. Your taxes.

Not well, but it will put in a valiant effort.

[flvegan]

10. Well, it could

hook you up with a 20-something nymphomaniac sex fiend.

I don't know anything about that...or something.

[LeftyMom]

12. No matter what that cashier said, you're not 24.

:eyes:

[applegrove]

11. Is that you W?

[JTG of the PRB]

13. This:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[pokerfan]

14. Well...

at least it wasn't a rick-roll.

[JTG of the PRB]

15. No, but this is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edaJP3Lp0Gg

:hide:

[Arugula Latte]

16. Make you wince whenever you hear the word "Brazilian"