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pinniped Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 03:56 PM
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Cow knocks over woman on bike, steps on her legs
Edited on Tue Jan-20-09 03:58 PM by pinniped
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/01/20/national/a082802S35.DTL

Cow knocks over woman on bike, steps on her legs

(01-20) 12:18 PST Boulder, Colo. (AP) --

A woman escaped serious injury and refused medical treatment after a cow knocked her down and walked on her legs. Boulder Open Space and Mountain Parks ranger Pete Taylor said the woman was riding her bicycle along the South Boulder Creek Trail on Monday when she encountered the cow and stopped to let the animal cross.

Instead, the cow knocked the woman over and stepped on her legs.
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The cow had left the area by the time rangers arrived, but other people warned fellow bikers and hikers on the trail about the animal.

Boulder Mountain Bike Alliance vice president Jason Vogel called the incident "odd, rare and random."
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If there's one thing I hate, it's rudeness.

I'd like to see a bovine knock 4400 lbs over.

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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 03:59 PM
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1. Revenge for cow tipping.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 07:58 AM
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25. Yep
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 04:09 PM
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2. Damn cow - that's it - Hamburgers for dinner tonight!
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 04:10 PM
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3. See it doesn't pay to be nice to a cow
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Redneck Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 05:38 PM
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4. I've always suspected cows to be evil
They're plotting something. I'm sure of it.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 07:50 PM
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8. Yup — and they're armed
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Redneck Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 09:44 PM
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12. LOL! I love that clip.
I had that in mind when I posted my reply to the OP.
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 10:02 PM
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17. Cows with guns...
And Chickens, in choppers...fighting for Bovine Freedom, it brings a tear to my weary, weary eyes....
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 02:15 AM
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22. freaking awesome
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 06:34 PM
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5. Now that's what I call a cow who's hell bent for leather
And she doesn't take any bull, either.
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 06:36 PM
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6. Few things worse than a pushy heifer.
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One_Life_To_Give Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 06:37 PM
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7. People Tipping! nt
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 07:55 PM
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9. If there's one thing we do right in Boulder, it's odd news stories.
I believe we're a national leader in weird stories per capita (at least according to the most recent census).
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 07:56 PM
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10. It must have been in a terrible moo'd.
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Redneck Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 09:45 PM
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13. Oooohhh, that pun was udderly predictable. n/t
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 09:53 PM
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16. "Jacked by rich Corinthian Leather! Details at ll."
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whistler162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 08:00 PM
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11. Must be a H1-B cow from India!
Dang outsourcing and importing of fureign cows!
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:53 AM
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19. They're worshipped over there; that must account for her attitude.
Edited on Wed Jan-21-09 01:53 AM by notmyprez
You know, being royalty and all.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 09:45 PM
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14. They'd eat you if they could!
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DemBones DemBones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 09:47 PM
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15. Imagine the Far Side cartoon of this event. But

what would be the caption? What would a cow have against a bicyclist?
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 10:02 PM
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18. We vegetarians have tried to warn you. One day...
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 02:16 AM
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23. appeasement will only encourage them.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 03:15 AM
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24. We should extend a hand, so they will unclench their fists
Hooves, I mean.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 02:01 AM
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20. That cow is a fucking asshole. n/t
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 02:01 AM
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21. dupe n/t
Edited on Wed Jan-21-09 02:01 AM by rcrush
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 08:12 AM
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26. a cross animaling
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