I am so friggin BORED

[NightWatcher]

I took a 2 hour walk down a nature trail at the nearby state park.
I've spent the past hour making Native American medicine pouches.
I look up and it's just now barely after 7PM.
I've no dvd's that I really care to re-watch for the millionth time.
I dont want to start pounding beers.
I dont have cable.


Puhleeze entertain me, you wonderful Lounge Lizards

[mcctatas]

1. We could play "death is not an option"

[NightWatcher]

2. sure, but I thought you were going drinking your *cough*-me pumps

[mcctatas]

3. That was last night

now I am paying the piper and drinking a bloody mary :P

[NightWatcher]

4. no injuries from the shoes.....SCORE. Let's play Death....

[mcctatas]

5. Do you know the rules?

[NightWatcher]

6. nope

[mcctatas]

7. You pick two famous people that you think are horrible human

beings and the other person has to choose one of them to have carnal knowledge of (and give the reason for the choice) and sadly, death is not an option

[NightWatcher]

8. fire one! Dick Cheney and Hitler

[mcctatas]

9. That's easy...

Dick Cheney, because there is always the chance that his pace maker would give up the ghost mid-coitus and I could go down in history as having been the one to send that evil prick shuffling off this mortal coil (and I couldn't even get in trouble for it :P )

OK, Countess Bathory or Anne Coulter?

[NightWatcher]

11. Anne Coulter just so that I could make her call me "her big Democrat" as she climaxed

Danny Bonaduce or Carrot Top?

[mcctatas]

12. Danny Bonaduce....

I am not ready to make the leap into inter-species dating that would be required for banging Carrot Top.

Hmmmm, how about Nancy Grace or Sarah Palin?

[NightWatcher]

14. Sarah Palin. 1. I'm a pig, 2. I'd like to think that maybe one of her offspring would vote correctly

Glenn Beck of John Boehner?

[mcctatas]

15. John Boehner...

Because then I could claim that I was so good I made a grown man cry :P

OK, how about Phyllis Schlafley or Barbara Bush (not the twin, the mom)

[NightWatcher]

16. Babs, just to make her pay for the pain that her womb has caused

Steve Spurier or Phil Fulmer?

(they are evil in my world)

[mcctatas]

17. Steve Spurrier

because maybe he could get me my very own Cocks hat.

Michelle Malkin or ED Hill?

[NightWatcher]

19. ED, she's only a bimbo. Malkin is painful stoopid

Bob Dole or John McSame?

[mcctatas]

20. McCain

Dole takes the Viagra dontchya know, that could be a long and horrible experience!

Libby Dole or Kathryn Harris?

[NightWatcher]

21. ok, you win. I'm out. thanks for playing. That's a choice no man should have to make

[no name no slogan]

10. Wow, and I thought I was bored

I watching Lawrence Welk reruns on the local PBS station.

Kill me NOW.

[bicentennial_baby]

13. Learn to knit

You'll never be bored. :)

[Deja Q]

18. Hey, you're healthy and grew up normal.

You've nothing to get bored over.