>>>>>>>>>> Teh Official Super Bowl Commercial Thread

[pokerfan]

Post your thoughts on today's commercials here.

[flvegan]

1. I can already tell you that I like the Pedigree dog food one.

:thumbsup:

[TZ]

54. That was an excellent commercial!

Bonus points for having David Duchovney do a voice over!

[flvegan]

65. He does a shitpile of pro-animal stuff.

He's a good 'un.

[rcrush]

2. Faith Hill is lip synching the national anthem?

:rofl: :rofl:

[TZ]

3. That was not the National Anthem

That was America the Beautiful

[rcrush]

5. lol

How many damn songs do we have?

[pokerfan]

10. Seven?

Star Spangled Banner
My Country, 'Tis of Thee
America the Beautiful
Battle Hymn of the Republic
God Bless America
This Land Is Your Land
Born in the USA

Did you know that the SSB is based on a popular British drinking song?

[FarLeftRage]

30. Umm... it's 8

You left out American Pie...

Yes, and that's why I don't really count the SSB.

[pokerfan]

4. Captain Sully and the rest of the crew from Flight 1459

Not a commercial but that was pretty cool.

[rcrush]

6. G.I FUCKING JOE TRAILER TEASER!!

OMG JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[pokerfan]

7. That looked pretty cool but

is it a movie or a video game? Or is there even a difference any more?

[rcrush]

8. Its a movie

New movie comming out this summer I believe.

[no name no slogan]

64. "Who wants a body massage?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk

[struggle4progress]

9. What? No PETA vegetable sex shoutout?

[Ptah]

11. Would you please edit your title? The.

[pokerfan]

13. No

it's a perfectly cromulent word.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teh

[charlie and algernon]

12. aside from GI Joe, the commericals suck

a buncha car commercials, ordinary car commercials :wtf:

[rcrush]

14. Did those cost 3 million dollars?

[charlie and algernon]

15. as far as I know

unless discounts were handed out to get more suitors

[GOPisEvil]

16. Bud Light: Lame

[GOPisEvil]

17. Who doesn't love a good car chase?

:D

[TZ]

29. me for one!

:P

[pokerfan]

18. OK, now I want an Audi

[rcrush]

19. I'm not reading Angels and Demons

I might see the movie but I read The Da Vinci Code and I dont think I can take anymore.

[TZ]

20. That Audi commercial was stupid and pointless.

:eyes:

[charlie and algernon]

21. it was basically a summary of all his movies, lol

[GOPisEvil]

22. Um, it made me want to find my local Audi dealer.

:P

OK, I kid, but it wasn't the worst commercial ever.

[rcrush]

23. Gina Carano!

kickass.

[charlie and algernon]

24. Dorito's has the best commercial so far

[darkstar]

27. Oww! My Balls....

[GOPisEvil]

28. It was lame until the end...

...and in reality people getting smoked in the cojones is always fairly funny.

[pokerfan]

25. People getting hit in the nuts is funny

[darkstar]

26. Dylan, Will I Am (?... square old dude here), and Obama nation sodie pop

I liked the vibe....

[SeattleGirl]

31. Me too.

Best of the three so far.

[trof]

32. 'Drinkability'

A meaningless, dreamed-up term by some Madison Avenue hot-shot wannabe word coiner if I ever heard one.
"How's this, boss? It's got more DRINKABILITY!"
:thumbsdown:

[flvegan]

33. They're remaking Land of the Lost?? Chaka!!!!!!!

[Left Is Write]

38. Yeah, that was my question.

Both Mr. LIW and I said, "Land of the Lost?" and were a bit intrigued.

[Left Is Write]

46. Hey... another commercial...Sleestaks and everything!

[BattyDem]

55. I had no idea!

I was watching the commercial and I thought, "Hmm, looks something like Land of the Lost" ... then I saw Sleestak!!! :woohoo:

I used to LOVE that show! :D

[pokerfan]

34. Bud Light Fail

You can't just invent a catch-phrase. They have to evolve spontaneously.

[GOPisEvil]

35. Bud Light: Lame again.

[RedG1]

36. Superbowl 2009 tv commercials

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=superbowl+2009+tv+commercials

[pokerfan]

37. That's cheating!

[GOPisEvil]

39. I haven't seen a good one yet.

[pokerfan]

40. Castrol Chimpanzees

Apes are funny.

[rcrush]

41. that one scared me

[TZ]

44. only if the context was funny

:eyes:

[flvegan]

42. I like that the new Fast and the Furious features the Grand National.

[pokerfan]

45. did I see two girls making out for about 300 msec?

[flvegan]

47. I dunno. I was watching the cars.

Yes, I'm abnormal.

[GOPisEvil]

49. Your eyes did not decieve you.

Even that makes me want to wait for cable.

[kentauros]

"$100,000 per second."

That is all.

[kentauros]

43. "$100,000 per second."

So ridiculous, it's worth posting a dupe :P

[Texasgal]

48. Doritos!

:rofl:

[pokerfan]

50. "$100,000 per second."

worth a third

[rcrush]

51. Danica Patrick is Hot

And I want to see the new Fast and Furious and Land of The Lost.

[pokerfan]

52. water is wet

[GOPisEvil]

53. I cracked my first smile. The Clydesdale was cute.

[TZ]

56. That and the pedigree food one

I liked the horse playing fetch.

[GOPisEvil]

59. Second horse commercial, not so much.

[rcrush]

57. Whats with the fuckin horses?

[Left Is Write]

60. It's dumb. The Budweiser Clydesdales were better when they were just playing football.

[no name no slogan]

58. I don't care what you say. Ostriches, in any context, are freakin' hilarious.

:)

[Left Is Write]

62. A dog adoption commercial with no dogs, followed by a beer commercial with a dog...

[no name no slogan]

66. Yet another reason why I hate the Super Bowl

:D

[Left Is Write]

68. You wouldn't say that if you were at my house...

for pulled pork sandwiches with homemade barbecue sauce and homemade rolls.

[no name no slogan]

69. Yes, you are absolutely correct.

Instead I settled for Vietnamese take-out. What better way to celebrate an all-American event like the Super Bowl than to eat cuisine from the sole country to kick our ass in a war in the 20th century? :crazy:

[TZ]

63. thats my favorite so far.

:)

[flvegan]

67. See post #1.

Told ya.

[pokerfan]

61. Star Trek!!!!!!!!!1

will probably be lame.

[BeachBaby]

70. E*Trade babies!!!!!

These are my favorites! :D

[Fleshdancer]

71. mine too!

that was a cute one!

[BlooInBloo]

72. I just saw a commercial for commercials. That's just fucking wrong.

[no name no slogan]

73. OMG the kid in that Disney "UP" commercial looked suspiciously like THUMB MAN!

He's EVERYWHERE

[GOPisEvil]

74. Bud Light is wasting their Belgian owners' money.

[pokerfan]

75. I'm noticing a theme

People getting hurt in all sorts of ways.

[no name no slogan]

77. As long as it involved inflicting pain on male genitalia, it's funny

And advertisers know that. With budget cuts, everybody's aiming for the lowest common denominator. Which basically means dick jokes.

[Fleshdancer]

76. did I just see flowers tell a woman that no one wants to see her naked?

:wtf:

[GOPisEvil]

80. LOL - yes you did.

Your reaction is funny. The commercial was not.

Your new name!! :rofl:

[pokerfan]

81. that'll sell a lot of flowers

Commercial Fail

[DeepBlueC]

78. DAMMIT...in Canada we don't get the commercials

Canadian networks have a claim on the ad time and there is not one Big or Fun commercial...it is all the same timid banal brown-bag lunch fare. I do feel somewhat robbed of the full sense of Occasion. :grr:

[pokerfan]

82. You can watch them on YouTube

RedG1 posted a link in #36 of this thread.

[DeepBlueC]

84. thanks...I didn't think they were up yet

I got bounced from the hulu site for being in Canada ...I know I can see them eventually but really want to see them lying on my couch in fromt of the TV.

[pokerfan]

79. Screw the Audi

I want Jay Leno's Cobra!

[bigwillq]

83. Screw the commercials.

I am more into the game. I hate commercials. I always change the channel during commercials no matter what is on.

[charlie and algernon]

85. what the flag nog!

:P

How can you do Monsters vs. Aliens and NOT have Mike and Sully?

[fishwax]

86. The monster.com commercial was pretty good

[flvegan]

87. That Coke Zero ad was hilarious.

[Left Is Write]

89. The Mean Joe Greene remake?

Yeah, I liked it. There's some people over at fark whining about how "nothing is sacred" because Coke remade its own commercial. :eyes:

[flvegan]

90. Yep.

Some folks will whine about anything.

[no name no slogan]

88. Okay, that Ed McMahon/Hammer Cash4Gold.com commercial was FUNNY

And if you don't think so, then you can kiss my big fat white ass.