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Sun Feb-01-09 11:45 PM
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We have 9 drunks handcuffed to the bench |
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and its not even midnight yet...Super Bowl Sunday!!
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Sun Feb-01-09 11:47 PM
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Do they even know who won?
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Sun Feb-01-09 11:49 PM
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3. Lets see by the shirt lineup |
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We have three steeler fans, one cardinal fan, assorted giants and jets, and a cowboy fan...I think they know who won..
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Sun Feb-01-09 11:50 PM
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5. Can you do something to the Cowboy fan? |
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Pretty please???? ;)
Just tell him you're the messenger of an Eagles fan.
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Sun Feb-01-09 11:51 PM
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he was upset before, because the Steelers now have 6 sb's and the cowboys only 5....but he passed out..
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Sun Feb-01-09 11:53 PM
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That was the FIRST thing I thought of, when the Steelers won. No more "We have the most Superbowl wins" bullshit.
Love those Steelers!!! :woohoo:
Be safe tonight, babe. :pals:
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:02 AM
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I'm always safe but never careful, careful gets you killed....
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Sun Feb-01-09 11:48 PM
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2. My dear PaddyBlueEyes! |
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Ah...sounds about normal, right?
Stay safe, sweetie...
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Sun Feb-01-09 11:50 PM
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This actually is the worst night for Domestic Violence calls for the year. It even beats out (no pun intended) Valentines Day, Christmas and New Year's. Ill be safe, thanks Peg!
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Sun Feb-01-09 11:59 PM
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:02 AM
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10. I had it on the radio |
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I watched some earlier before I came on duty..
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:07 AM
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11. We got no football fans in yet, just a lot of drunk central americans |
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And one strange hippy, though i expect the DUI patrols will start bringing in the drunks soon enough.
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:08 AM
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12. strange hippie....rofl |
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yeah, Im surprised its this busy this early..
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:17 AM
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21. Our domestics came in this morning |
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It like go to church play soccer at the park go home and slap the wife about
its the strangest thing but every sunday is the same damn thing.
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:22 AM
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26. Usually ours come in right around the start of the game and |
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:08 AM
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13. Kinky... (I don't want to even speculate about what happens at your Valentine's day party) |
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:09 AM
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:08 AM
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14. Well, if they're not bloody from fighting, if they're happy drunks... |
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...the job's so much easier.
St. Patty's day in NYC. What a mess. But usually happy drunks.
:toast:
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:10 AM
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and I used to be one of those drunks....!
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:32 AM
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But there was a time I was in an associated field.
The memories I have of St. Patty's days had to do with picking friends up who were beyond intoxicated.
And, like you, I've got a little too far before! Or a lot.
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:41 AM
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I fought with a dude one year, for a heating grate to sleep on.
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:49 AM
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How the hell did that work out?
Happy drunks would have agreed to share...
But even feisty drunks might have just passed out there after becoming exhausted.
B-)
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:49 AM
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but he moved on down the block. I guess that means I won.....!
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:50 AM
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49. My best one was i fought a one armed taxi driver i thought was ripping me off |
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he got a hold of my neck and wouldnt let go, when the old bill turned up, they were laughing to much and made me pay up and both of us to get to feck.
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:51 AM
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:12 AM
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17. That's why they call it Black and Blue Monday |
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I'd hate to be a cop on these sort of nights.
As you may notice, I'm completely sober hehe. It took me several SBs, New Years, 4th of July, ets to learn to drink at home :D
:hi:
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:15 AM
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19. You sir are a smart man |
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Most of the time, they listen..
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:13 AM
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I think most of us forget that there's a lot of folks working the streets, ensuring safety and taking care of the general public.
EVEN if it means putting folks in PC or the drunk tank.
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:15 AM
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thats why they dont pay me the big bucks...:rofl:
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:18 AM
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22. lol i keep telling myself i cant believe they pay me to do this. |
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:19 AM
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23. so what are you gonna do with your million? |
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Im gonna buy my own island...! :rofl:
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:25 AM
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27. im gonna buy more guns and ammo of course |
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you can never have too many weapons, oh and a taser so when my wife breastfeeds child number 21 in my olive garden franchise and i light up a smoke i can tase whoever complains to me.
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:27 AM
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29. just dont mix up your glock and |
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:31 AM
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35. yeah man, i saw that, bad juju, can understand fucking up |
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but no idea how he did that.
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:35 AM
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41. the only thing I can think of |
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Edited on Mon Feb-02-09 12:36 AM by PaddyBlueEyes
is he reversed his carry side, when he was issued the taser?
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:40 AM
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43. yeah i think he moved something and it fucked up his placement |
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i know i moved my monadnock once to what i thought was a more comfortable position and ended up pulling out a mini maglight during a fight. looked like a total tit.
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:42 AM
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do you guys carry the pr 24 collapsibles?
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:53 AM
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51. embarressed, no idea which one it is, i call mine glenda |
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its collapsible and a monadnock and its black and plasticy and hurts, thats about it with my knowledge of it. :)
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:20 AM
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24. How do you know this? |
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:21 AM
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:28 AM
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31. Drunks handcuffed to a bench |
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:29 AM
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32. Im working and im looking at them |
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:32 AM
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:34 AM
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:37 AM
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42. Your a cop and posting on DU while at work |
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:40 AM
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I work the desk...Im allowed.
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Mon Feb-02-09 01:14 AM
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52. Ok, just don't look up any of my post about police officers in the past year |
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:26 AM
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Damn, I love it when the drunk Dolphin fans annoy you sweetie :P
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:28 AM
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30. no they would have been shot |
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Edited on Mon Feb-02-09 12:31 AM by PaddyBlueEyes
on sight..... :rofl: except for you...I have a special punishment in mind :evilgrin:
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:31 AM
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36. Shooting Dolphin fans handcuffed to a bench... |
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wouldn't that be like shooting fish in a barrel? :P
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:33 AM
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39. well thats where Dolphin fans tend to spend most of their time |
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handcuffed....Its pretty easy..
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Mon Feb-02-09 12:29 AM
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33. 98 drunks handcuffed to the bench at the mall |
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take one down, pass him around....
take it away ....
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