Fundies Say the Darndest Things.....

[SacredCow]

This site is just a minefield of :wtf:-age.......

Like this one :

This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=19388


womb sinning- what will they think of next? :eyes:

[mcctatas]

1. Hell, if a bunch of fetuses are womb sinning and becoming

lepers you would think they would be pro-choice!

[SacredCow]

2. I guess if a gay gene is ever discovered.....

they surely will be for selective abortions. :eyes:

[mcctatas]

3. It would be hard for them to choose between hating science

and hating teh Gays, of course if a hateful, bigoted, anti-science Fundie gene were ever discovered, I might develop a flirtation with eugenics myself (and then my bleeding heart would pull me back from the brink of madness, damn my bleeding heart)

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Nah

They'd just start in on "healing" the kid the second it popped outa the chute.

[mcctatas]

7. "popped outa the chute"

OMG! :spray:

[LaraMN]

4. "...as human as you or me..." Which is how human, exactly?

Like 2/3 or 3/4, or are we talking less?

[Shell Beau]

6. That is just scary.

[lost-in-nj]

8. I think the site

crashed!!!! :spray:
keep trying to get on but can't!


:rofl:


lost

[SacredCow]

9. It does seem to be veeeerrrrrryyyyy slow right now....

:shrug:

[SacredCow]

10. Another one....

Some of these really HAVE to be jokes... but scarily enough, they're likely not.... :scared:

Given not everyone can afford having more than one woman.. wives, like dogs, when well trained and full of unconditionally love they are a great thing.

As a polygamous Mormon, I can honestly stay that all of my wives (6 of them) are a joy to have. In Mormonism we stress maintaining high levels of physical fitness, we watch what we eat very carefully (Fundamentalist only eat food they have grown them selves) so really if maintained (like a car, or anything really) you can get that "demi more" effect..

Like Masterson said, if a woman is fat, lazy or in any other way undesirable it's because you fucked up and didn't train her properly. Also might I add you are doing a grave disservice to the female as well as your self when you choose not to manage them correctly.

When you do have an old girl who has loyal served you, you grow very attached to her as you would with a pet or that old shirt you keep around because of all the good memories attached to it.. ect.. You don't have to sleep with her, and you normally have a few young ones rearing to go anyhow.

[SCantiGOP]

11. this one ain't right

Mormons also have a prohibition against cursing, so he would never have said 'fucked up.' I worked for a Mormon one summer in college. He would only drink Sprite (no caffeine) and if he got really mad his curse work was, "Oh, pickleworn."

[SacredCow]

12. It's hard to say....

Perhaps he just wants the 6 wives, but doesn't really care about the rest of the MoMo Mantra...