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Tue Feb-03-09 11:06 AM
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| Things you don't want to hear from your eight year-old neice part 2: |
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"What does pansexual mean?"
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| skygazer
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Tue Feb-03-09 11:09 AM
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| 1. When I was pregnant with my son |
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I was stuck in traffic late at night driving home from the Fourth of July fireworks show when my then 6 year old daughter thought to ask, "So, how did the baby get IN your belly?"
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| Lyric
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Tue Feb-03-09 11:10 AM
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| 2. I was about nine when I asked my mom something similar. |
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I asked her, "Mommy--where does the baby come OUT at?"
Her answer? "The same place it went in, sweetheart. Oh LOOK! Dairy Queen! Want some ice cream?"
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Tue Feb-03-09 11:11 AM
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| 3. I answered the question |
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Hopefully in an age-appropriate manner.
My daughter, who has always been the thoughtful, studious type replied, "Oh, that's weird."
My younger daughter who was five simply said, "That's gross!"
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Tue Feb-03-09 11:56 AM
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| 11. For most prepubescent girls, all sexual orientations are |
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Tue Feb-03-09 11:17 AM
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| 4. To add to that (just overheard) |
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"Eww! Horses' penises are ugly!"
Apparently she's looking at something comparing animal penis sizes. I have no idea why. She's an odd child.
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Tue Feb-03-09 11:23 AM
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| 6. Which reminds me of the time |
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my daughter, then about 13, asked what you'd call someone who liked to have sex with fish.
Yeah, kids say the darndest things. :P
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Tue Feb-03-09 11:38 AM
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Tue Feb-03-09 11:44 AM
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| 9. So what was your answer? |
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I'm waiting with "baited" breath. :bounce:
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Tue Feb-03-09 12:05 PM
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| 12. All I could come up with was "fishafiliac" |
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Which struck us both as hilarious. :P
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Tue Feb-03-09 12:19 PM
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Tue Feb-03-09 11:21 AM
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| 5. Just tell her it's about people who have sex |
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Edited on Tue Feb-03-09 11:24 AM by MineralMan
with kitchen utensils and how that's really icky. Unsanitary, too.
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Tue Feb-03-09 11:41 AM
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| 8. before or after cooking? |
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Tue Feb-03-09 11:55 AM
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| 10. I'm not sure. It's not my kink. |
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Tue Feb-03-09 12:19 PM
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| 16. I really need to know how this might involve the George Foreman Grill. |
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Tue Feb-03-09 02:14 PM
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| 18. You don't even want to know... |
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Tue Feb-03-09 12:07 PM
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| 13. And then there is the subset "pamsexuals" who coat themselves with cooking spray before sex. |
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Tue Feb-03-09 12:14 PM
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| 14. well, I know some Pams who are sexual. |
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Tue Feb-03-09 01:30 PM
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