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Tue Feb-03-09 02:47 PM
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| So, a preacher walks into a motel to check in and says... |
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I certainly hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
The night manager stepped back from the desk and replied, "NO! It's just regular porn, you sick bastard!"
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| jobycom
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Tue Feb-03-09 02:51 PM
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| 1. Two Republicans walk into a bar and see a beautiful woman |
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Edited on Tue Feb-03-09 02:51 PM by jobycom
"Man, I'd love to screw her," one says. "Out of what?" the other says.
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Tue Feb-03-09 05:31 PM
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| 5. Oh! Thanks! I needed that!! |
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Tue Feb-03-09 03:24 PM
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| 2. A priest, a rabbi, a hippie and a naked blonde walk into a bar and sit down... |
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...The bartender comes over and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
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Tue Feb-03-09 03:55 PM
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Tue Feb-03-09 05:32 PM
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| 6. This is exactly why I came to the lounge today! |
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The universe has conspired to make me laugh!
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Tue Feb-03-09 03:58 PM
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| 4. LOL! A couple want bother their preachers to afficiate their wedding |
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one is Southern Baptist the other is Methodist
at the reception a waiter comes up to both of them and asks if they want coffee or something stronger to drink
the Southern Baptist preacher says, "ALCOHOL!?!?! Why I would just as soon commit adultry"
The Methodist preacher says, "I didn't know we had a choice"
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