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Wed Feb-04-09 08:16 PM
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GoddessOfGuinness
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Wed Feb-04-09 08:28 PM
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I can.
But last time I did, I got a cramp in my tongue.
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Wed Feb-04-09 09:15 PM
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2. I could lick that cat's nose anytime. n/t |
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Wed Feb-04-09 09:24 PM
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3. Guy goes into a bar, and sees a horribly ugly guy sitting at a table for about half |
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an hour, then leave the bar with the best-looking woman in the place.
He goes back to that bar every night for a week, and sees the same thing happen, over and over.
He asks the bartender, "What the hell is going on here? There's a guy who is short and ugly, and every night he goes home with the best-lokoing woman in the place? What gives?"
The bartender replies: "All I know is, every night he comes in, and sits in the corner, licking his eyebrows."
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