What remake should Hollywood make next?

[charlie and algernon]

[Broken_Hero]

1. Don't give Hollywood any bright idea's now

god, a remake of the Good, Bad and the Ugly with Will Ferrel...I'll move to Canada.

[Deja Q]

5. Compared to the dung bettle drivel that hollywood has put out, what the OP said IS bright.

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[charlie and algernon]

10. I'll remember this thread when we get a Peter Jackson directed Casablanca

starring Labeouf and Hillary Duff

[Deja Q]

2. Add "Rosemary's Baby" starring Madonna and it'd be a nice even run of 6

[charlie and algernon]

4. there you go

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. I can't wait for the remake of the upcoming Jonas Brothers' farting dog film.

[Deja Q]

7. Starring Tom Green?

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[kwassa]

29. and Tom Green has happily disappeared, hasn't he?

The world is a better place.

[Broken_Hero]

6. Other, Superman the Movie

featuring Gilbert Gottfried(sp) as Superman! Or Nic Cage as Supes, and Justin Timberlake as Luthor.....

[charlie and algernon]

8. Nic Cage WAS considered for Superman

he was the front runner for WAY too long, lol, for the latest remake

[Broken_Hero]

13. I know, thats why I threw his name in there

saying Cage should be Superman is like saying...well, Shia Lebeouf for Thor....

[charlie and algernon]

16. i just went and checked the Thor page on IMDb to check, lol.

thankfully he's not listed, yet, lol.

[Broken_Hero]

18. Not yet, but don't hold your breath

I've been on imdbs thor page about once a week, I can't wait til they cast him...a lot of people want Triple H(WWE)...I prefer an unknown though.

[leeroysphitz]

15. LOL. How could that he been wosethan wht they actually made?

[rurallib]

9. "Night of the Living Dead" with Dick Cheney and Dick Armey

and other withered useless Dicks.

[charlie and algernon]

12. well they can save money on makeup costs

[Initech]

33. Actually "Evil Dead" would be a more appropriate choice of film.

[baldguy]

11. No, Madonna is in Casablanca

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-549629/Madonna-wants-remake-Casablanca--places-world-plans-set-war-torn-Iraq.html

[charlie and algernon]

14. *shudder*

:scared:

[Tabasco_Dave]

25. What !!!???

:mad: :puke: :wtf: :argh: :hurts: :grr: :nuke:

[flvegan]

17. "It's a Wonderful Life" starring Jim Carey

[Fire Walk With Me]

34. Dude, hush. That's so plausible the very idea might bring it into being.

[jmm]

19. Michael Bay presents: Pyscho

The last remake went well and Hitchcock's films didn't have enough product placements and explosions.

[charlie and algernon]

21. the female lead, Angelina Jolie dies in the shower

from an RPG with a knife at the tip of the rocket

[leeroysphitz]

20. Ben Hur starring Ashton Kutcher in the lead and Colin Farrell as Messala

and Paul Giamatti as Quintus Arrius.

[OmahaBlueDog]

30. ..actually, that might not be bad

[Danger Mouse]

22. The Good the Bad and the Ugly, with soundtrack by Nickelback.

[Dr. Strange]

23. Star Wars

[baldguy]

24. By David Lynch!

Imagine if Luke & Leia found out they were twins just a little too late...

[Robeson]

26. "A Fist Full of Dollars", staring Rod Blagojevich.

[Zavulon]

27. None.

Seriously, is Hollywood that short on ideas? Between all of these dumbass remakes and lame superhero movies (I'm "excluding "Dark Knight" from that slam because I haven't seen it), it's no wonder why I'd rather do almost anything than go see a new movie.

[begin_within]

28. Five Queasy Pieces

starring Rush Limbaugh having a tantrum in the diner, Martha Stewart as the waitress, Ann Coulter as his girlfriend, Elizabeth Hasselbeck as the Toni Basil character, saying nothing, and Amy Winehouse as the hitchhiker endlessly going on about how she has seen filth.

[Ava]

31. I'm sure many here will disagree with me

but i don't like the movie version of gone with the wind anyways :shrug:

i like many old movies.. not that one though

[Initech]

32. Alice In Wonderland starring Seth Rogen as the Mad Hatter