AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

[Lil Missy]

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[rurallib]

1. Lil Missy - these remedies a so simple and common sensical

and fuuuuunny

[Lil Missy]

4. They make a lot of sense to me too. 'Cept that thing about pissing in the sink.

That's a deal breaker for me.

:puke:

[JitterbugPerfume]

2. these are remedies I can live with,

since I am the most UN-handy person on the planet

[Lil Missy]

7. Me too. And I have duct tape!

[truedelphi]

10. So that explains where my duct tape went.

been missing it for about three weeks!

[Lil Missy]

12. Ask graywarrior. Series!

[tinymontgomery]

3. I really like the Daily Thought.

I can think of lots of people that are like slinkies.

[Lil Missy]

8. Ha! Thank you!

Stay out of it. They end up screwing themselves.


I promise. :D

[LaraMN]

5. 8. ALWAYS YELL BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL PAY BETTER ATTENTION TO YOU!

:P

[Lil Missy]

9. Sorry, I just copied and pasted.

Cuz I am lazy.

:)

[LaraMN]

14. S'okay. I'm lazy too.

:bounce:

[Lil Missy]

15. I'm sorry. That did appear rude of me.

Thank you for pointing that out.

[LaraMN]

16. It kind of cracked me up.

:P

[siligut]

6. 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

11. Yup. That is true. Should I get some WD-40?

[siligut]

13. YES! You don't already have some?

WD-40 is a godsend. I have loosened “frozen” nuts and bolts with it. For locks though, graphite is the better choice.