Christian site sells "Ex-Masturbator" t-shirts

[Flaxbee]

Also, "Ex-Diva", "Ex-Hypocrite", "Ex-Atheist" ... and "Ex-Fornicator"

Hurry, buy while supplies last! :D
(Are these people crazy? Wait, what am I saying? Of course they're crazy! Or is this satire, and I just didn't read the article thoroughly?)


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/04/ex-masturbator-t-shirts-p_n_163937.html

The Passion for Christ Movement has launched their new T-Shirt line (P4CM.com) entitled "The Ex-Series." At the forefront of their campaign is the "EX-MASTURBATOR" t-shirt, an achievement they claim is possible with the help of Christ. Also available: "Ex-Fornicator," "Ex-Diva," "Ex-Slave," "Ex-Atheist," and "Ex-Hypocrite."

Their website states:

When God wants to take His message of deliverance across the globe, there is NO stopping Him. Check out this feature of the EX Shirts on one of the fastest growing Christian Hip Hop magazines in the US: www.DaSouth.com. Also, hit up their new article, "Masturbation" It breaks down the lies behind masturbation, explains how this is actually a sin, and how we can be freed through Christ.

[foxfeet]

1. If only they'd sell "Ex-Idiot" T-shirts

oh, wait. . . never mind.

[Stevenmarc]

2. EX-MASTURBATOR ..... no batteries required

[LeftyMom]

3. Thanks! I was just wondering what to get flvegan for Valentine's Day.

[sasquatch]

5. .

:popcorn:

[Chan790]

13. Who's the Jesus in your sig-line?

He kind of looks familiar.

[nomorenomore08]

16. I believe that's Lemmy from Motorhead.

nt

[sasquatch]

18. Lemmy from Motorhead

[Flaxbee]

6. !!

:rofl: :rofl:

[montanto]

20. Psh. That supposes that he stopped.

[Arger68]

4. Perfect bachelor party gift!! Or maybe better yet the

perfect divorce gift!

[jobycom]

7. Wouldn't that be "Future," not "EX?"

[jobycom]

8. Can I get an "Ex-Xian" tee?

[krispos42]

9. "Ex" as in "ex-wife" or "ex-husband"?

And remember, folks, keep it clean. Whatever "it" is.

[peacefreak]

10. Ex-Masturbator t-shirts?

And the back says, "But I still lie alot!"

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Because that's something you really want to advertise

[arcadian]

12. Most people prefer masterbating to ExExEx

n/t

[Shell Beau]

14. Where is the shirt that says "Current Liar"?

:shrug:

[BlueJazz]

15. Mine says : Excessive Masturbating

[nomorenomore08]

17. "I'm an ex-fornicator!" "Why?" "'Cause I married her!"

:evilgrin:

[KamaAina]

19. Put John Wayne Bobbitt down for one extra large

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

24. They only had a small one, and they had to stitch it too

:hide:

[rucky]

21. I just posted the link to my Facebook

what's my mom going to think?

[Numba6]

22. The only way I could use this co. is if they branched out to do headstones

But it would then be a truthful statement

[petronius]

23. How about Ex(pert)-Masturbator?

Or would that be "Exspurt"? ;)

[Danger Mouse]

25. What kind of dumbass would be proud to wear a shirt like that?

Ex-hypocrite? Please. Most christians are hypocrites, through and through.

[tigereye]

26. I would order one and wear it for amusement if I were in my 20s again...

What ARE they allowed to do, perchance? :wtf:

[sniffa]

27. I used to rock a "I'd rather be masturbating" tee when I was 18 on

My mother was mortified and forbid me from wearing it.. which I ignored. One day My shirt came out of the wash and it was somehow bleached. It looked even better so I wore it even more. I actually have/had a polaroid floating around of myself and a bunch of tourists who wanted to be photographed with me in said shirt. :rofl:

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

28. How about one that says EX-Christian???

[Rob H.]

29. But where are all the "Professional Masturbator" t-shirts?

That's the shirt I want! :silly:

[Wapsie B]

30. I wonder if these shirts would even be allowed in a religious school?

Me thinks at the very least they'd be sent home to change.

[Throd]

31. How do I get the happy stains out of mine?