DU women: How much money would they have to pay you to marry Rush Limpballs?

[WI_DEM]

or is there any amount that could convince you to marry him? He likes to be married you know.

[suninvited]

1. If my very life depended upon marrying that

fool, I would just have to die !

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. There is NO amount of money that I would take to marry HIM...

:puke:

I would hope to never be that desperate!

:grr:

[Shell Beau]

3. I might be hard up for some money, but I will never be THAT

hard up!

[Starry Messenger]

4. There isn't enough money.

I don't think I would marry him if doing so would cure cancer.

[begin_within]

5. I would for free, because that would mean making gay marriage legal.

Of course I would divorce him the next day and get a $50 million settlement from him.

[Writer]

6. I'd do it if every member of my family is fully financially compensated...

for undergoing the emotional stress of watching me go through with it.

But it would be a rather, er, dry relationship.

[LynneSin]

7. I'd marry him under 3 conditions

#1) 95% of all of his money has to be signed over to me PLUS 95% of any future earnings

#2) He'd have to have an operation that would render his vocal chords useless and lose the ability to type or write anything

#3) He would only be allowed to have sex with a blow-up doll that had my face taped to it. He would not be allowed to touch me, share a bed with me or even live in the same house.

[BlueJazz]

10. "sex with a blow-up doll that had my face taped to it"

Damn..That's Funny!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[redqueen]

13. Hahahah...

brilliant. :)

[BOSSHOG]

8. Single Mothers beware, don't leave your sons alone with limbaugh

[Deja Q]

14. I hope he's not a child molester. All child molesters should be extermined.

Forgive me. I have no pity for such vermin.

Now I knew he's a hot air balloon, but I had no idea he was convicted of child molestation.

[Arugula Latte]

9. I would marry him for a large sum of money and then ... whoopsie! Rush has an unfortunate "accident"

that very day.

:evilgrin:

[lifesbeautifulmagic]

11. i'd marry him, its not like we would be intimate, because he

doesn't like adult women, or even adults if you go by rumors stemming from his past travel. Then i would covertly and quietly gather enough evidence to expose him for the sleaze ball he is, and THEN the question would be how much money would it take to shut me up. The answer would be there is not enough money in the world to keep me from telling the truth about that destroyer of all that is good and decent, hater of the middle class.

It is sort of a fantasy of mine.

[Blue_In_AK]

12. I'd rather be broke, thank you.

[philosophie_en_rose]

15. Do I ever have to meet him?

If yes --> no amount of money

If no --> 5 billion

[Bunny]

16. For ten million dollars, I'd marry him for one year. I'd move into his Palm Beach mansion,

and play the role of dutiful wife. I'd have dinner parties for him, go to social events with him, etc. I'm assuming that we would not have sex as I don't think he's sexually attracted to women. (If sex were in the mix, that would be problemmatic) He could do his thing, I'd do mine, and after one year he could cut me a check and we'd both go our separate ways.

So, to summarize, for ten million dollars I'd be his beard for one year.