Bennyboy
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Thu Feb-05-09 10:06 PM
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My letter to Kelloggs...Phelps content |
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Dear Kelloggs cereal (especially Corn Flakes).
I am very disappointed in your company's decision to drop Michael Phelps as a spokesperson. I know that this is probably not the majority opinion right now, but I will never buy another box of Kelloggs cereal as long as I live.
As a consumer of your products while mostly high, I urge you to reconsider your position on this. I am guessing, even if you don't believe it, that stoners comprise a large part of your customer base.
I know from personal experience, that your foods are made for stoners. Pop Tarts? C'mon. Coco Crispies? Yeah nobody does bong loads and eats those. Leggo my Eggo? I have seen people (okay, myself) eat those raw when they are buzzed. Frosted Flakes? just the name is stoner vernacular. And stoned, they ARE GREAT!
I urge you to reconsider. Michael would make a great pitchman for your products. He is one of us and you should capitalize on that.
Thanks bennyboy Democratic underground
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Fire Walk With Me
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Thu Feb-05-09 10:18 PM
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1. Ignore your market at your own risk! |
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Thu Feb-05-09 10:54 PM
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2. a true stoner and consumer of kellogg products... |
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would not even be aware of this event.
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Thu Feb-05-09 10:57 PM
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3. amen on the frosted flakes |
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and smores pop tarts......mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Bennyboy
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Fri Feb-06-09 11:20 AM
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Fire Walk With Me
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Fri Feb-06-09 11:21 AM
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5. "(especially Corn Flakes)" |
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Fri Feb-06-09 11:59 AM
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6. Frosted Flakes...damn, where is that name change amnesty when I need it |
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