One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm

[Blue_Tires]

A drunken fling ended in disaster for a man who woke up to find his lover's name carved into his arm.
Dominique Fisher, 22, used a Stanley knife to write her name on Wayne Robinson's upper arm.
She inflicted the injuries on the 24-year-old at her home in Blackburn, Lancashire.

Mr Robinson woke to find his body decorated with a star on his back, 'Dominique' written on his upper right arm, and numerous slash marks on his left arm and shoulder.
He told police he had drunk vodka and taken Valium and was not awake during the incident on the night of June 14 last year.
Mr Robinson said he panicked when he woke up and took a taxi back to his home in Fleetwood, Lancashire.
He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.

'When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn't even wake her to ask what she'd done.'
'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'

Fisher was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding at Preston Crown Court on Monday, following a two-day trial.
She will be sentenced on February 27 at Preston Crown Court.

photos at the link: I know it's the daily mail, but still...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1136287/One-night-stand-man-wakes-lover-carved-arm.html

[Shell Beau]

1. WEIRD!!!

[Heidi]

2. You really shouldn't do this sort of thing in your own home.

I guess she knows that now. What a rocket surgeon.

[siligut]

3. Another very good reason not to mix hypnotics with alcohol!

Fucking scary shit!

[Left Is Write]

4. And this, kids, is why one night stands are a BAD idea!

:P

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. So what then constitutes lawful wounding?

[redqueen]

6. When they ask/pay for it?

:shrug:

[struggle4progress]

9. UW is roughly, "with malicious foresight, broke the continuity of the skin"

http://www.wikicrimeline.co.uk/index.php?title=Unlawful_Wounding/Inflicting_Grievous_Bodily_Harm

so perhaps wounding can be lawful for surgeons and so

[struggle4progress]

7. Guess I'll add her to my list of people not to date, if I ever find myself trolling Lancashire

[Richardo]

8. I read the news today oh boy...

4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire



And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all

Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. So what then shall we name the extroverted emos?

[petronius]

11. I think this is 'Emo by Proxy Syndrome'

I do appreciate the "Dominique was snoring" detail - it's the little things that seperate the good journalists from the hacks... :rofl:

[no name no slogan]

13. You sir, are a sick, sick man.

I like that. :rofl: :thumbsup:

[Richardo]

14. That's the nicest thing I've heard since Bunny called me a magnificent bastard

:pals:

[surrealAmerican]

12. I can't even imagine being so wasted ...

... that I would sleep through someone carving me up like that.