Are rutabagas atheists?

[Boojatta]

[underpants]

1. if one moved when a balloon passed by would Sean Hannity set up shop nearby?

look someone had to ask

[Ivan Sputnik]

2. Not when you're about to mash them

Flavorful mashed rutabagas make a great side dish to any meat or poultry.

[Left Is Write]

3. I've never asked one.

[ThomCat]

4. I've never had one preach to me.

So either they're atheists, or every last one them without exception keeps their religion to themselves very quietly.

Either way, it's an admirable trait for a root vegetable. :)

[Upton]

5. If they have any common sense....

yes

[bluesbassman]

6. There's no such thing as an atheist in a Cuisinart.

:)

[rucky]

7. well, they do have their heads in the sand

so maybe not

[Doc_Technical]

8. They're not when Lisa Douglas (Eva Gabor)

is throwing them out of a hot air balloon and
shouting, "Eat Hootersville rutabagas!"