Tom Kitten
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Fri Feb-06-09 11:37 PM
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I'm sitting here drying out my dick... |
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Cheney Voodoo Doll! It got a little wet, perhaps because I just got done holding his head under the kitchen faucet for 15 minutes...Unfortunately it's taking awhile, should I speed up the process by microwaving him or attaching electrodes from my old car battery?
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Fri Feb-06-09 11:38 PM
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1. Put your dick in a toaster! It's faster, and smells nice! |
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Takes Booji Boy into an entirely different realm! :D
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Fri Feb-06-09 11:41 PM
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2. Attach the terminals to his 'nads. eom |
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Fri Feb-06-09 11:49 PM
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3. Microwaving, definitely! |
Drunken Girlfriend
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Sat Feb-07-09 03:53 AM
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LOL.DId you make this doll? Or did you buy it?
I used to be good friends with a girl,and her aunt was really into voodoo,and stuff of that nature.
I reluctantly agreed yrs ago to be part of a seance that she created,and it was a bad mistake.
I had nightmares for about a week,and really bad things started happening to me.
Needless to say,I never hung out with this girl again, as I was convinced her aunt put a bad spell on me.lol
True story too!
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Tom Kitten
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Sat Feb-07-09 04:47 AM
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5. I have a deep dark secret to share... |
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I don't really have a Dick Cheney Voodoo Doll! I was making it up all in fun, it was meant as a copycat thread...
That said, I did own a mass marketed voodoo doll once (found it in a thriftstore), still in it's plastic packaging, complete with pins you could stick in it! I never opened it and sold it at a yard sale for I believe a dollar...I don't believe in it myself but that doesn't mean I'm going to tempt fate and mock other people's beliefs...
I've met a few people in my life who once I got to know them a little better revealed to me things that I had no interest in knowing and I've found a quick exit is the best strategy...Otherwise you can open yourself up to a real screwing up!
And with that, I will say no more...at least for now...
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Sat Feb-07-09 07:45 AM
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6. Have you tried freeze-drying? |
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