I apologize in advance if this offends anyone

[taterguy]

Nevermind, it probably would have been offensive to a lot of people.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Sorry about that.

[Lil Missy]

1. You asshole!!!

:P

[taterguy]

3. The truth hurts

[Radical Activist]

2. Seriously. What kind of a-hole posts something like that?

I'm very offended!!!

:silly:
I missed whatever it was.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. The world just shifted on it's axis.

:wtf:

[taterguy]

6. I'm very offended by your incorrect usage of the apostrophe

And I'll be even more offended if you edit your post so people won't know what I'm talking about

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. who gives a fuck

not me. not any more.

[taterguy]

10. I do

Got a problem with that?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. fuck no.

[petronius]

5. Yes, advance apologies are extremely offensive

You owe us all an apology...

[taterguy]

8. I don't owe nobody nothin

Except for a few banks and utility companies

And any other bill that I'm ignoring.

[GOPisEvil]

7. Your assumption that I would be offended offends me.

But I would have been offended anyway.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Dude. Everything you post offends me.

:eyes:

:rofl:

[taterguy]

13. Welcome to DU! It has a spiffy feature called Ignore

If my posts are so offensive you should use it.

But I'm not sure how it works since I've never ignored anyone

[Strong Atheist]

14. I used to have that view. Could not understand "ignore". How

naive I was ...

[Deep13]

15. No problem. We've all been there. nt

[taterguy]

16. Been where?

:shrug:

[madinmaryland]

17. Delawhere?

:shrug:

[taterguy]

24. I've driven through Delaware a few times. It's a lovely state

[Deep13]

22. around

[graywarrior]

18. I got all excited anyhow

[taterguy]

19. It excites me to know that I'm capable of exciting you

I hope you don't find that offensive

[graywarrior]

20. I thought we already established our mutual excitement measurement stick

[kwassa]

21. well, your very existence offends me.

So, no getting off that easy!

[taterguy]

23. I could stop existing

But my dogs might miss me

[WinkyDink]

25. I'm offended in postum absentia!

[taterguy]

26. English motherfucker, do you speak it?

[datasuspect]

27. the concept "taterguy" is singularly offensive

about as offensive as calling mentally challenged kids "retards."

[taterguy]

28. I apologize for not changing my nic when I had the chance

If only I had known how you felt a couple weeks ago

:hug: