Make The Longest Sentence You Can Think Of (in characters) Using The Least Amount Of Words

[THUNDER HANDS]

Rules - every 5 characters counts as 1 point. Each word loses 1 point. Must be a complete sentence.

I'll go first....


"I've been diagnosed with Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolanoconiosis."

70 characters (including spaces and period) = 14 points.
5 words = - 5 points

9 points overall.


your turn.

[darkstar]

1. OK..

Seemingly, verifiable Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolanoconiosis inflammation elevates hypochondriacal self-assessments.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. Does the hyphen make that one word?

:shrug:

[darkstar]

3. I was hoping it might....

What do I know?

(Well, I do know, now, that the P-word above is a respiratory infection resulting from exposure to finely milled silicates.)

Dorkcore forever!


Whacha jamming to lately? Me: a compilation of bossanova versions of Bacharach tunes.

:hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. I got zoned out on that weather thread that Swede posted...

That was fun. Today, I have had the TV on. Remember, Herb Alpert and the Tiajuana Brass?

[darkstar]

7. Oh yeah my Dad owned it.

Trivia: The very first album I bought had one of the same songs on it. What song, band, album? (Clue: I'm 51)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. A Taste of Honey, The Beatles, album: Please, Please Me

:shrug:

[darkstar]

9. You got it !!

:toast:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. The age gave it away ...

;) :toast:

[SOteric]

5. How 'bout:

I contracted Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolanoconiosis in Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu.

[rcrush]

6. I win.

I want me some Lopadotemakhoselakhogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakekhymenokikhlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptokephalliokigklopeleiolagōiosiraiobaphētraganopterýgōn


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon
is a fictional dish mentioned in Aristophanes' comedy Assemblywomen.

Not sure if thats english tho.

[Deja Q]

12. Noooooooooooooooo!!!

[DarkTirade]

11. The prohibitively restrictive nature of said competition makes for pointlessly

large, albeit whimsical, nonsensical sentences.

125 characters= 25 points
15 words= -15 points

10 points.

[EastTennesseeDem]

13. ................

Unfortunately, chlorofluorocarbonation of
the civilization of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch, Wales, exacerbated environmental inhalation predicaments.

170 characters (34)
14 words (-14)

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