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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 02:55 PM
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PB&J Questions!
1. What brand of peanut butter?

2. What flavor of jelly?

3. Cut the bread vertically or diagonally?

I'm going to the store tonight and need to know!
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 02:56 PM
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1. Okay.
1. Jif Creamy
2 I hate jelly
3 Diagonally
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 02:58 PM
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4. So just PB?
anything else instead of jelly?
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:01 PM
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11. I love PB and banana sandwiches. And PB and dill pickle sandwiches.
Fluff is good, too, but a little sweet for my taste.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 02:56 PM
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2. I used to love Goobers PB and Grape Jelly mix....
and the sandwich has to be square! Rules are rules...:)
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 02:58 PM
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7. sorry to disappoint you
but I tend to lean towards diagonal :P
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 02:57 PM
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3. Jif creamy PB
Edited on Mon Feb-09-09 03:39 PM by Shell Beau
Strawberry or grape jelly
Diagonally
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 02:58 PM
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5. Jif or Skippy smooth
Strawberry preserves
or
fluff

cut depends on the mood I'm in


:hi:


lost
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 02:58 PM
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6. Answers...
1. my go-to brand is Jif, but I'll eat anything. More often than not, I get the all natural kind now.

2. Strawberry, and preferably home-made strawberry.

3. I usually don't cut them, but if I do, diagonally.



And milk. BIG glass of milk to go with it is a must.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 02:59 PM
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8. Any brand with one ingredient: "peanuts", any 100% fruit spread, and don't cut it.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:00 PM
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9. 4. Was it made at a certain plant in Blakely, Georgia?
Answer: No. No retail brands of jarred peanut butter were made there. At least that's what they're telling us...

1. Any brand, creamy (unless you're 9 or 10, in which acse chunky is acceptable).
2. I never did quite get the combination of the two. In any case, jam or preserves is to be preferred.
3. Vertically. What are you, a Communist or something? :shrug:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:00 PM
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10. dupe
Edited on Mon Feb-09-09 03:01 PM by KamaAina
self-delete
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:05 PM
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12. Jif, always, no skippy or peter pan and Blueberry preserves, cut diagonally of course
as all sandwiches should be cut.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:09 PM
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13. OK:
1. Maranatha Organic (crunchy)
2. No jelly - brown sugar and bananas
3. No cuts

mikey_the_rat
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:13 PM
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14. Definitive answers.
1. Any brand; smooth only.

2. Any brand; strawberry only.

3. Bread/PB/J/PB/Bread; cut vertically.

I have spoken...
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:32 PM
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15. store brand - blackberry jam - don't cut
enjoy
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:39 PM
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16. This could quickly destabilize into the worst flame war the Lounge has ever known.
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:42 PM
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17. One can only hope
I don't think I've started one yet :bounce:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:44 PM
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18. Okay then, I'll fire a shot across the Lounge's bow..
Crunchy peanut butter
preserves or honey
I don't cut my sammiches. Keeps the good stuff from falling out.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:45 PM
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19. ...
1. Crunchy. And all natural - the expensive stuff with the oil that sits on the top and has no sugar.

2. Raspberry. Sugar free.

3. Diagonally. There is NO other choice here!!

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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:53 PM
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20. Laura Scudder's All Natural peanut butter and strawberry jam
I usually use a roll so I don't have to cut anything.
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Drunken Girlfriend Donating Member (310 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 04:11 PM
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21. Re:Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Whatever brand of peanut butter is the cheapest,as long
as it's the smooth,not chunky.

I really like Welch's grape jelly.

And as for the sandwichs,I prefer to cut on horizontal level.
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 04:31 PM
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22. Here are my PB&J answers.
1. Jif creamy

2. Apricot preserves

3. Cut sandwich into strips so you can dunk it in a glass of cold milk like a donut.

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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 09:51 PM
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23. Wild blueberry jelly. That is all I'm sayin....
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 09:52 PM
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24. Answers:
1. I don't care, as long as it's not chunky. I hate chunky.

2. Strawberry, always.

3. Diagonally.
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Ivan Sputnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 10:19 PM
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25. The real question
is whether the jelly goes on the top slice or the bottom slice.
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vard28 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 10:29 PM
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26. Jelly on top, on the slice on the left
'cause we have a peanut allergy kid in our family, so we never put the knife in the jelly AFTER the peanut butter.
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 10:42 AM
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32. See post #14, answer #3.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 10:30 PM
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27. 1. I tend to go for cheapest. 'Cause I'm a cheap bastard. :)
2. I prefer strawberry and blackberry
3. Why bother cutting? Easier to get into the little bag if its in one piece. :)
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vard28 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 10:31 PM
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28. My favorite way
Jif, creamy
Raspberry WITH SEEDS, like it's meant to be!
Diagonal so you don't have a mess on your face.

:hi:
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vixengrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 10:31 PM
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29. Hmm--right now it's Peter Pan.
Tart cherry butter is the jam--the contrast between acidic and creamy works for me. The jewel-like maroon against the tan is also aethetically pleasing. Wild blueberry can also be n excellent choice. Or elderberry, which kindles maternal memories for some. And for bread--

A bagel is preferred. Not toasted. Fresh, chewy, something with grainy solidity. I'm thinking an oat bran bagel. (An "everything" bagel or bialy would never do.) Cinnamon raisin is nice, but a little "busy". The bread is for support, not really the star of the sammich. If sliced bead, a dark german whole wheat or multigrain is ok--but the cut should be diagonal, so that one may eat it by approaching the toast points. It's more refined that way than stuffing a horizontal slab in one's mouth.
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:39 PM
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30. Smucker's or Teddy's or...
anything else with the oil on the top (Screw your Jif and cheap shit with added Crisco)

Any sweet concoction at all, although I'm leaning toward apricot lately.

Elvis fans will never forget the Fluffernutter, but they really should-- unless it's made with bananas, too.

(Now, I understand that all this conflicts with the classic Peter Pan and Welch's grape jelly that I grew up with and should always be considered the standard, but fuck that-- I hate the stuff.)



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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:50 PM
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31. Peanut Butter: OK. Jam: OK. Peanut butter and Jam together...
Edited on Mon Feb-09-09 11:50 PM by mwooldri
... DISGUSTING.

Sorry, never the two shall mix on my toast.

I will consume them separately.

As for brands:

1. Sun-Pat when in UK, store brand in US (what ever is going cheap). I refuse to buy Jif because back in UK it's a brand of bathroom cleaner.
2. Hartleys' or store brand in UK, usually store brand in US, sometimes Wilkins & Sons for a treat.
3. Cut the bread? That's sacriledge!
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dropkickpa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 11:07 AM
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33. Jif creamy, just about any kind of preserves
Edited on Wed Feb-11-09 11:08 AM by dropkickpa
though every now and then I get a hankerin' for toxic purple grape ooze. Don't cut, I like my sandwich square.
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Resuscitated Ethics Donating Member (319 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 11:07 AM
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34. Crazy Richard's peanut butter
Or any oil-on-top natural. Smooth or crunchy but I prefer smooth. Stir when room temp then refrigerate.

Wheat bread or Arnold's Health Nut.

Natural preserves, cherry or strawberry.

PB on one slice, a little jelly on the other. A slice of american or cheddar cheese maybe if protein starved..

Cut in half not diagonally. Make two. Enjoy with potato chips, low salt , natural, or whatever. Coffee or milk.
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sammythecat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:39 PM
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35. I'm an expert. Here's what you need to know.
Edited on Wed Feb-11-09 01:02 PM by sammythecat
*Jiff creamy + *Welch's grape jam +(this is the critical ingredient) most any *Arnold multi-grain bread (uncut) = best PB&J sandwich in the world. I've averaged about 1 a day for most of my life. Ten thousand of them fuckers, easy.

Don't go cheap when it comes to the bread or the result will be less than second rate. Peter Pan is an excellent alternate and jelly will do in a pinch, but jam is better. Arnold is just the brand we have around here. Any dark, hearty looking, gritty, multi-grain will probably do the trick, but don't be too cavalier about it. In my opinion, the bread really is the key to a great PB&J, or any sandwich. Regular ol' white bread is an abomination not worth the plastic it's wrapped in.

* Brands, of course, aren't really that important. I think any good quality brand will do.

on edit: I forgot to mention the importance of leaving the sandwich in its original rectangular shape. There's a reason you can't buy triangular loafs of bread. No triangles. Also, eat the sandwich from the bottom of the bread, nibbling your way to the top crust. That last strip will provide a worthy climax to the whole experience.

And please, for god's sake, don't slop the ingredients willy-nilly on the bread! Take your time, trowel them on carefully, from corner to corner as if you were laying tile. It only takes a couple extra seconds but pays off big time. We all need to be a little anal about some things at sometime, and this is one of those things and one of those times.
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surrealAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:53 PM
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36. answers:
1. No brand - fresh ground pb from a local shop. Nothing but peanuts, and it's fresh, so the oil won't have separated.
2. Any 100% fruit spread, or homemade cranberry sauce, apple butter, or apricot butter.
3. Any direction will do - I vary it.
4. This is of key importance if the sandwich is not to be eaten immediately: The pb must be spread on both slices of bread (thinly). Then the jam can go in the middle.
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:57 PM
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37. Cutting is for amateurs
If you want a half sandwich, fold it over.
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mentalsolstice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 02:11 PM
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38. Peter Pan Creamy
Strawberry preserves or honey. Cut diagonally.
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