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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 09:38 PM
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Don't try to get a date by giving a woman "tips" on how to squeegee her windshield.
If a woman thinks that you think that she is so dumb she can't operate a gas station squeegee, she will probably not be interested in you.
Don't stare at her ass while she's leaning across the windshield; she is fully aware that you are doing it.
Furthermore, don't wear a blaze orange hat if you aren't hunting.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 09:42 PM
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1. *shakes head*
It's amazing you have anything to do with us at all.
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 09:42 PM
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2. What if it was George Clooney giving the advice?
"Hey, baby, wanna see my squeegee?"
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