LaraMN
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Tue Feb-10-09 10:23 PM
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I wrote my own Valentines poem. |
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Edited on Tue Feb-10-09 10:23 PM by LaraMN
Happy Valentines. I love you. Remember when we used to screw all the time and every place, when I wore lots of black and lace.
You bought me flowers all the time. You wrote me that most flow'ry rhyme. I acted like you said cool things. We did it on the playground swings.
My parents faked that they weren't crazy, my recollection's somewhat hazy, but I think you said I was a dream, my face a shining sunshine beam.
So how come now you steal my change, and always go and rearrange my bathroom stuff, to fuck with me, and leave doors open when you pee.
You eat the last fruit leather strips, and always leave your toenail clips where I will step on them and get cut. It's like you are a rudeness slut.
So happy Valentines, I love you. I also "lost" your right foot's shoe. I drank your beer, and you're all out. But it's Valentine's so you can't shout.
Happy Valentines Day!
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Tue Feb-10-09 10:25 PM
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LaraMN
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Tue Feb-10-09 10:28 PM
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4. Sure. I'm working on a harem of house-husbands, at present. |
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Tue Feb-10-09 10:30 PM
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5. I would patiently wait my turn. |
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:shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Tue Feb-10-09 10:25 PM
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fucking.
aDORE you.
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Tue Feb-10-09 10:27 PM
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3. If they put THAT on a card, I would buy it! |
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THAT is my sentiment. On a good day, anyway...
:rofl:
And thanks, I fucking adore you, too!
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Tue Feb-10-09 10:39 PM
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7. This is the closest I got: |
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Tue Feb-10-09 10:41 PM
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8. Points for underwear on the head. |
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