Christ. I lost $500,000 in the market in one day.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Jesus Christ.

I'm sick of this shit.

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Alas, you had 500,000 to lose,

unlike some. Count yourself lucky, in some respect. Plenty of people don't have diddly squat. :)

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I worked hard for that money that is now at the mercy of the market.

[LaraMN]

2. Yeah, well I left a fucking case of Diet A&W root beer at Target after I paid for it!

x( x( x(

[flvegan]

3. Frozen foods or produce section?

[LanternWaste]

5. I want my two dollars!

"You know times are tough when they start throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that..."

Or

"I want my two dollars!"

[Inchworm]

6. are you married?

will you be my sugar daddy?

:yoiks:

[CreekDog]

7. i lost 50 cents in the vacuum cleaner!