LeftyFingerPop
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Tue Feb-10-09 11:39 PM
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I'm about to get arrested. |
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Cop is standing behind me.
Wants to arrest me for sitting while intoxicated.
Gettin' like the fucking Gestapo around here.
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Tue Feb-10-09 11:43 PM
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1. Keep your cool, be nice, offer to go away, pretend you respect them... |
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arguing, especially if your high, leads nowhere.
most don't really want to take people in and do paperwork.
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LeftyFingerPop
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Tue Feb-10-09 11:43 PM
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2. Yeah, BUT HE'S IN MY HOUSE! |
Dystopian
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Wed Feb-11-09 12:03 AM
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Call 911!!!:scared:
peace~
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Wed Feb-11-09 12:03 AM
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8. I tried, but there is no "11" on my phone. |
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Wed Feb-11-09 12:05 AM
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:rofl: You're killing me...it's a very slow death...
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Tue Feb-10-09 11:48 PM
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3. Okay - are you in your house, on your computer |
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or did you mistake the cops house for your house and his computer for your computer?
If so, you are facing more than just sitting while intoxicated. x(
:shrug:
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Tue Feb-10-09 11:57 PM
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5. I have no idea where I am more than half of the time. |
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Wed Feb-11-09 12:16 AM
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10. well, I can agree, sorta |
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but if you are in the cops house, sitting and posting under the influence, then you would be better off knowing where you are at this point in time before the cop had to tell you by slapping the metal bracelets on your wrists and slamming your head into the car door/frame.
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Wed Feb-11-09 12:18 AM
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11. Cops stay away from me. |
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It's my breath.
My breath smells like month old monkey stew.
They hate it.
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Tue Feb-10-09 11:51 PM
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4. You have a resident bartender at your house? |
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You're paying him, so why should he care if you throw ice cubes at him?
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Tue Feb-10-09 11:59 PM
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6. I hit him in the eye... |
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He's not happy.
Guy can't take a joke.
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Wed Feb-11-09 12:18 AM
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12. Nothin' else is working, so show him your porn collection. |
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